這是什麼先生? What is this sir?
你保證一周內會教我! You guaranteed that you'd teach me in a week!
我的?昇將於今天宣佈 My promotion's going to be announced today.
這意味著生活會向前發展 Which means life will be moving forward
但看看我的反面! 糟透了! But look at my reverse! lt sucks!
放輕鬆 你會好的 Relax, you'll be fine
看到這個錶了嗎? See this watch?
昨天一個學生送給我的 A student gifted it to me yesterday
外國的不是手錶 是我的學生 foreignnot the watch, my student.
老師的獎勵別忘了 A teacher's rewarddon't you forget.
再來一次 C'mon try again
夥計我要自動駕駛了! Manl'm getting an automatic!
你為什麼浪費我的時間教我手排擋? Why are you wasting my time teaching me on manual gears?
如果你學會手動換檔 lf you learn on the manual stick shift,
你可以開世界上任何一輛車 you'll be able to drive any car in the world.
誰知道 今天你開的是自動擋 Who knows, today you're driving an automatic,
明天你可能連自行車都沒有了! tomorrow you may not even own a cycle!
先生，你一定要一大早就把這種惡念想出來嗎? Sir must you think such evil thoughts aloud early in the morning?
我今天升職了說點積極的話 My promotion is up todaySay something positive.
噢! 如果老師的獎勵是我的命運 Well if the teacher's reward is in my fate,
你一定會獲得你的升職的 you will surely get your promotion.
先生，如果你繼續分享這些明智的想法 Sir if you keep sharing these wise thoughts...
而不是教我怎麼開車 ...instead of teaching me how to drive,
我再也回不了辦公室了 l'm never going to reach the office
那就沒有升職 沒有車 有女朋友嗎? then no promotion, no car. Got a girlfriend?
這有什麼關係? 你說她叫什麼名字? How does it matter? What did you say her name was?
瑪雅Mayera
啟動它 Put it in self
現在把注意力集中在她身上，看著她的臉 Now focus on her, see her face before your eyes
深情地帶著她的名字 離開離合器 take her name lovingly and leave the clutch
瑪雅Mayera
耶! 寶貝瑪雅拉看到女朋友的魔力了嗎? Ya baby Mayera See the girlfriend's magic?
嘿! Jigida Jigida 嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey jigida jigida Hey jigida jigida
嘿! Jigida Jigida 嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey jigida jigida Hey hey jigida jigida
告訴星星不要為我彎腰 Tell the stars not to bend for me,
太陽像蠟燭一樣照亮我的夜晚 The sun like a candle shines on my night.
每一個進球都耐心地等待著我 Each goal waits for me patiently,
當我喜歡的時候，我手掌的線條會改變 The lines of my palm change when l like.
我手裡有張白紙 l have a blank sheet in my hands,
寫我喜歡的東西 To write whatever l like.
我的日子會是這樣的 My days will be like this,
我的朋友也會這樣 My friends will be so,
即使是我的上帝也會讓我的願望成真 Even my God makes all my wishes come true.
嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey jigida jigida
嗨! 辣妹是新的嗎? Hi hotnessis it new?
查拉你喜歡嗎? Zarayou like?
很辣我要把你吃掉嗎? Very hotShall l gobble you up?
嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey jigida jigida
嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey hey jigida jigida
好吧! 午餐見 OkSee you at lunch.
今天是促銷日對嗎? Today is promotion day right?
所以在你的小隔間裡吃飯 好吧! So eat in your cubicle. Ok
繼續工作看起來很忙 Keep workinglook extra busy
常用戰術 親愛的再見 再見 再見 Usual tactics dearBye bye bye bye
哈嘍 喔! 抱歉 Hello Oh sorry
再見愛你再見再見祝你今天愉快 Bye love youBye...see yaHave a good day
祈禱吧! 拜 Fingers crossed. Bye
當我做手勢的時候，早晨就會升起 Mornings rise when l gesture.
月亮自轉 The moon revolves
在我的屋頂上 先生，我們會成交的 around my roof-top. We'll get a good bargain sir.
從你的價格開始，然後到我們這裡來 Start with your price, then come to ours
我們就是這樣建立關係的 That's how we build relationships.
我們的水平線，你的垂直線 Our horizontals, your verticals
只能將它們與前瞻性計畫結合起來 Can only integrate them both with forward planning...
還有長遠的思考，先生! ...and long term thinking sir!
戰略 先生! Strategise Sir!
我在欲望商店有帳戶 l have an account in the shop of desires,
甚至命運也被設計成適合我的體型 Even destiny is designed to fit my form.
就像羊毛球一樣 Like balls of wool,
我的方式展現 My ways unfold.
在我腳下 Below my feet,
如果我找到我的夢想 lf l find my dream,
它會努力實現的 lt will try to come true-
並跟著我走 And follow my lead.
恭喜你，先生，你做了正確的決定! Congratulations sir, you made the right decision!
我馬上把合約寄給你 先生! l'm mailing you the contract right away sir!
我拿到了，我有點太酷了 l got it l'm a little too cool man
嗨! 近來好嗎? Hi Wassup?
晉升? Promotion?
午餐後 Post lunch
酷! Cool
不，不，不，這不行 No, no, no, this is not working
看 這邊 See, over here
那些比我?的人 Those better than me,
嘗試一百種技巧 Try a hundred tricks,
但我不害怕，不可能 But l am not afraid, no way.
如果他們擋住了我的路 lf they block my road,
我要跳，我要猛擊 l will jump, l will jolt.
我總有辦法的 l will get ahead some way.
我會把計畫安排妥當 l will bolt my plans in place,
我會用力轉動扳手 l will turn the spanner strong,
我會緊緊抓住我的勝利 l will tightly screw my victories,
到堅實的地面 To the solid ground.
拿走天空 Take away the sky,
我還是會飛的，高高的 l will still fly, high
嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey jigida jigida
嘿嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey hey jigida jigida
嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey jigida jigida
嘿嘿! Jigida Jigida Hey hey jigida jigida
去死吧! Go to hell!
多糟糕的加薪啊! What a crap raise!
嘿! 你呢? Hey what about you?
真可惜他們花了這麼長時間... What a shame it took them this long...
如果他們一年前就這麼做了... now if they'd done this a year ago...
我現在已經可以輕鬆地把工作效率提高一倍了 l'd have easily doubled productivity by now
見見新任市場行銷和銷售高級主管 Meet the new Senior Executive, Marketing and Sales.
哇! 你真的很酷 兄弟 Wow! You're really cool bro
謝謝 謝謝 夥計們 Thanks thanks guys
你猜怎麼著? 什麼? Guess what? What?
看看這個 Check this out.
哇，金卡! 猜猜信用額度 Wow Gold! Guess the credit limit.
嗯! 兩個? Hmmm two?
嗯! 三個! Hunh! Three!
哇! Wow!
哇! 瑪雅拉不要 瑪雅 Wow! Mayera no Mayera
你上個月剛買了涼鞋 you bought sandals just last month
你認為怎樣? 非常辣 What do you think? Very hot
我要攫取你嗎? Shall l gobble you up?
有點貴 lt's slightly expensive
我應該買嗎? Should l?
去買吧! 這給妳 Go for it. Here you go.
等等 Hang on
哇! 白金卡! Wow! Platinum!
什麼時候發生的? 今天! When did this happen? Today!
而且信用額度是四萬? And the credit limit four lakhs?
哇! 信用額度四十萬的白金卡 Wow! the four lakh platinum card
而我在這裡炫耀我三十萬的金卡 And here l'm showing off my three lakh gold
你為什麼不告訴我 親愛的? Why didn't you tell me dear?
親愛的 我不想破壞你的興奮 Sweetheart l didn't want to ruin your excitement
這就是原因 你的卡 女士 This is why Your card ma'am.
瑪雅拉 你也是 Mayera you're too
愛你 我也愛你 Love you. l love you too
請您簽名 Your signature please
謝謝 Thanks
謝謝 別客氣 先生 Thank you You are welcome sir
享用你的芝士蛋糕吧! Enjoy your cheesecake
嗯! 很好，這是好吃的 Uuuhh...nice This is yumm
那我們從這裡開始幹什麼? So where do we go from here?
回到辦公室 Back to office
不 傻瓜 我們在一起已經兩年了 No silly we've been together for two years,
現在呢? now what?
什麼? 現在? What? Now?
爸爸正在尋找所有千萬富翁的建議 Papa is looking for proposals all multi millionaires.
嗯! Hmm
千萬富翁 哈! 不錯! Multi-millionaire ha! Not bad!
不錯 Not bad.
好吧! 我會答應最有錢的人 Ok, l will say yes to the richest guy.
好嗎? 好 Done? Done
對不起 Excuse me.
買單 Cheque please
輪到我了! My turn!
哇! Wow!
好的 瑪雅拉塞加爾 Ok Mayera Sehgal,
如果我一年前升職了 if l was promoted a year ago,
那我會求婚的 l would have proposed then
把妳從奧薩馬爸爸的轟炸中救了出來 and saved you from Papa Osama's bombardment
不管怎樣，既然我是個高級主管 Anyway, now that l'm a Senior Executive,
所以 So
妳願意嫁給我嗎? Will you marry me?
是的 Yes
讓我告訴爸爸 Let me tell papa
提到高級執行官 莫希特 查達 Mention Senior Executive Mohit Chaddha
奧薩馬會印象深刻的 Osama will be impressed
如果你再叫我爸爸奧薩馬的話 lf you call my dad Osama once more,
我發誓我會在你的咖啡裡加入RDX(高爆炸物)! l swear l'll mix RDX in your coffee!
告訴他我的卡米車 好的 Tell him about my carmy car Ok.
嘿! 告訴他那個 噓! 電話響了 Hey, tell him that Shush ringing
嗨! 爸爸 午飯時間你為什麼不打電話來? Hi papa Why didn't you call at lunch time?
我在參加一個重要的會議 l was in an important meeting
我給你發了簡訊，你從來沒看過 l sent you an sms, you never read them
我現在應該看我的轉帳單還是你的留言? Should l read my transfer orders now, or your messages?
轉帳 哦! 不，不要再來了 Transfer Oh no, not again!
媽的 Bloody
離退休只有一個月了 Just a month away from retirement
而他們把我轉到了媽的畜牧業 and they've transferred me to bloody Animal Husbandry
動物什麼? Animal what?
畜牧業 Husbandry
它隸屬於農業部 lt's under the Ministry of Agriculture
我的命運中難道沒有一個像樣的職位嗎? isn't there one decent posting in my fate
我今天就辭職 l will resign, today itself
我要寫一封糟糕透頂的辭職信 l'm going to write such a stinker of a resignation letter,
這會動搖你看到的整個政府 lt'll shake up the whole Government you see
就像你發過的辭職信一樣 Like you've sent any of the resignation letters
你在過去六次轉學後寫的! that you wrote after the last six transfers!
好的! Ok!
這次我會做的! This time l'll do it!
我會提出辭職信的 你等著! l'll send in the resignation you wait!
好的，再見，我愛你 Ok bye bye l love you
嗯! 所以 Hmm...so
他很神經質的 是嗎? He's very jumpy ya
比平常多? More than normal?
畜牧業呀! 不公平 不 Animal husbandry ya! Not fair no
我知道，可憐的動物 l know, poor animals
但當他心情好點的時候 But when he's in a better mood,
你必須正式過來，向我求婚 you have to come over officially, to ask for my hand in marriage.
哈囉，我不是來向妳求婚的! Hello l'm not coming over to ask for your hand!
我不能這麼做 求妳了 l can't do this please
請向我求婚 他是個守舊派 Please ask for my hand He is old school.
他會高興的，我們會高興的 He'll be happy, we'll be happy.
我愛你 l love you.
你知道怎麼讓我做任何事... You know how to get me to do everything...
...只要說“我愛你” ...and anything just by saying 'l love you'
我愛你，我也一樣 l love you Ditto.
格什蘭 口述 Gursharan Dictation
先生，現在聽寫嗎? Sir, dictation now?
先生，我們需要騰出辦公室並轉到畜牧業去! We need to vacate this office and shift to Animal Husbandry, Sir!
不，首先聽寫 No, first dictation.
過來 先生! Come here. Sir!
致尊敬的內閣大臣 To the Honourable Cabinet Secretary,
等等 等等 etc etc
主旨 辭職 Subject Resignation
親愛的 先生 Dear Sir
古莎蘭永遠不要讓你兒子做lAS(法律分析系統) Gursharan don't ever let your son do lAS.
先生，他很感興趣 Sir, he's very interested.
他正在全力準備入學考試 He is fully preparing for the entrance exam
但他才十二歲 But he's just twelve
先生，只有他現在開始，他才會在lAS Sir, only if he starts now will he be in the lAS.
而他會像我一樣被人推著走! And he'll keep getting pushed around like me!
不，先生，我兒子很聰明 No Sir, my son is very bright,
他一定會達到頂峰的 he will definitely reach the top
而我不聰明? And l'm not bright?
不，不，你很聰明 先生 No no You are very bright sir,
你很閃亮聰明 you are shining bright.
你在印度全國高考中得了58分，先生 You came fifty eighth in the All lndia entrance exam Sir.
如果有點聰明的話 Only if there was some smartness
與光明相伴，先生 to go with the brightness Sir
你的意思是“那就把我的口袋裝滿 You mean, ''fill my pockets then
我會做你的工作的" 般的光明 l will do your work'' kind of brightness
如果我有，我會走得很遠，對嗎? lf l had that l'd have gone very far, right?
對的 Right
錯了，先生 Wrong Sir
把口袋塞得太錯了，先生 Filling of pockets very wrong sir.
嗯! Hmm
所以，從幼兒園開始我就鼓勵我女兒 That's why, l've encouraged my daughter since nursery
在私營部門工作 to take up a job in the private sector
瑪雅在這一點上的薪水超過 Mayera's salary at this point is more than
我服務35年後所得到的 What l get after thirty-five years of service
你寫 You write
親愛的先生，我得提醒你 Dear sir, l have to bring to your notice
先生 一個謙虛的意見 先生 是的? Sir one humble opinion sir Yes?
先生，你離退休只有一個月了 Sir, you're just a month away from retirement
為什麼辭職? Why resign?
你會失去你的養老金的，先生 You'll lose your pension sir
只是一個月的事 lt's just a matter of one month
但根據你的口述 But as per your dictation
什麼口述 What dictation
讓我們換辦公室吧! Let us shift office
讓我們轉到畜牧業 Let's move to Animal Husbandry
媽的，媽的，媽的 十點半了 Shit shit shit, it's ten thirty
爸爸會殺了我的 papa's gonna kill me
聽著 Listen
我和你一起去，他不會在我面前發脾氣的 l will come with you, he wont lose it in front of me
真的? 當然! Really? Of course!
讓他試著跟你說點什麼 Let him just try saying something to you
奧薩馬，奧巴馬，不管怎樣，別擔心，我會整理好所有的東西 Osama, Obama whatever-don't worry l'll sort everything
當然 Of course.
他是什麼? 恐龍 What is he a dinosaur?
現在誰來定最後期限? Who sets deadlines these days?
我不怕任何人，好嗎! l'm not afraid of anyone, ok!
Mayera 瑪雅拉
我告訴你多少次了 How many times have l told you
先生，外面的交通非常糟糕 Sir there's very very very bad traffic out
有人和你說話嗎? ls anyone talking to you?
沒有 對吧? No, right?
這位是誰? Who is this?
莫希特.查達 爸爸，我的朋友! Mohit Chaddha papa, my friend!
那是我 That's me.
他會在除夕給你送蛋糕和酒 He'd got you cake and wine on New Year's eve
別這樣，爸爸，我生日那天他在這裡 Come on papa, he was here on my birthday
他給了我那些昂貴的鞋子 he'd got me those expensive shoes,
而且你還說生日送什麼樣的鞋 and you'd said what kind of fool gifts shoes on a birthday
我們為此吵了一架 We had a fight over that
哦! 對了，航空男孩 Oh right airline boy
對的 空氣連接初級考試 Right Air Connect Junior Ex
高級的 瑪雅拉 高級的 你忘了嗎? Senior Mayera, Senior have you forgotten?
抱歉! Sorry!
你竟敢罵我女兒! How dare you reprimand my daughter!
呃! 女士 Err...ma'am
高級什麼？對不起? Senior what? Sorry?
高級勞工，高級職員 Senior peon, senior clerk,
高級打字員，高級什麼? senior typist, senior what?
高級行政長官 Senior executive sir
所以晚安，老先生，已經很晚了 So good night Mr. Senior it's very late,
我肯定你也困了 l'm sure you're sleepy too.
不，不，不，先生，你喜歡汽車嗎? No no Not really sir Do you like cars sir?
我買了一個新的 是自動的 l've bought a new one it's automatic
你想看看嗎? Would you like to check it out?
太酷了! lt's so cool!
瑪雅拉 Mayera
謝謝你帶回我女兒 Thank you for dropping my daughter
晚安 Good night
該死的這些行政官 God damn these executives
該死的奧薩馬! Bloody Osama!
冷靜點 是我... Chill it's me...
現在呢? 我愛你 Now what? l love you
我也愛你 Ditto
瑪雅拉 我愛你，但今天是星期天! Mayeru l love you, but today is Sunday!
起來 我們去野餐 Get up we're going on a picnic
你擅長飛盤嗎? Are you good at Frisbee?
同花順? 三二五? 三二什麼? Flush? Three two five? Three two what?
沒關係，這是紙牌遊戲，我來教你 Never mind, it's a card game, l'll teach you
你十點到達胡馬雲的墳墓 You reach Humayun's Tomb by ten.
你把我的星期天浪費在野餐上? You're wasting my Sunday on a picnic?
不可能! No way!
莫希特，過了好幾年 爸爸心情很好 Mohit, papa is in a good mood after ages
他兩天後退休 he's retiring in two days
天知道他屆時會有多緊張不安 God knows how jumpy he'll be then
如果你想娶我 lf you want to marry me,
你必須要向我求婚 好嗎? you have to ask for my hand Ok?
野餐? Picnic?
向我求婚 Ask for my hand
我怎麼能? 去問問 How can l? Go ask
嘿! 莫希特 先生 Oye Mohit! Sir
幫我個忙，孩子，拜託 來了，先生 Give me a hand boy please Coming sir
把這個修好 先生，馬上 Just fix this Sir right away
嗯! 就這樣 把它壓下來 Hmm that's it. Just press it down.
正在嘗試，先生 Trying sir
該死的笨蛋 Bloody Duffer
莫希特 是的，先生! Mohit Yes Sir!
再一次 Once again
那只是一隻青蛙，不是鱷魚 lt's just a frog, not a crocodile
他真是個膽小鬼! What a coward he is!
哦! 先生，你真好 Oh! so nice of you sir.
梅耶拉 準備好了 謝謝 歡迎 Mayera ready Thank you welcome
向我求婚 Ask for my hand
你為什麼這麼想 What are you thinking so much for
你為什麼不問? Why aren't you asking?
向我求婚 Ask for my hand
你在做什麼? 我做不到 What are you doing? l can't do it
向我求婚 我做不到 Ask for my hand l can't do it
你們倆在竊竊私語什麼 What are you two whispering about
你們兩個在作弊嗎? Are you cheating you two?
不 不 No, no
我告訴他，向我求婚 l'm telling him, to ask you for the hand
是的，是的，他失去了最後一隻手 Yes yes he lost the last hand
好的 問吧! ok ask
來求婚 Come ask for the hand
先生，我只是疑惑那 Sir, l was just wondering that
先生，我是說 請你 Sir l was saying will you please
把最後的第三張牌給我 Give me the third last card
最後的第三張 Third last
一 二 One, two,
是這個嗎? is this it?
么點牌 那是個么點牌 高手梅耶拉 Ace that's an ace Ace Mayera
哦! 該死的王牌 我不玩這個遊戲 Oh bloody Ace. l am not playing this game.
你們這些該死的騙子 You bloody cheats.
我要出去走走...你們這些該死的騙子 l'm going for a walk...You bloody cheaters
都是騙子 你怎麼了 All cheaters. What's wrong with you
你只要向我求婚就行了 You just have to ask for my hand.
你不能做這麼多? You can't do this much?
胡馬雲的妻子建了這座墳墓 Humayun's wife got this tomb built.
在那之後，沙赫傑漢得到了同樣由白色大理石所建造的 After that Shahjehan got the same made in white marble
為了他的妻子，蒙塔茲夫人 for his missus, madam Mumtaz.
泰姬陵，阿格拉 是的，阿格拉爵士... Taj Mahal, Agra. Yes Sir Agra...
而泰姬陵之後 And after the Taj Mahal,
如此宏偉的陵墓從未建成 such a grand tomb was never built.
你知道為什麼嗎? 為什麼? You know why? Why?
所有建造泰姬陵的工匠 All the craftsmen who made the Taj
你知道，工人們 you know, the workers
沙赫傑漢把他們排成一排 Shahjehan lined them up,
拿出他的劍猛擊 took out his sword and whack,
砍掉他們的手 cut off their hands
我是說這是件卑鄙的事 l mean it was a mean thing to do
但說到這裡...你知道我想 but having said that...You know l think.
爸爸，莫希特想娶我 Papa, Mohit wants to marry me
什麼? 你沒聽見嗎? What? Didn't you hear me?
你說什麼? What did you say?
不是我，莫希特去吧! 莫希特 Not me, Mohit Go ahead Mohit
先生，先生，我愛你 Sir sir l love you
我是說我愛你的女兒 瑪雅 l mean l love your daughter Mayera
胡馬雲墓或泰姬陵 Humayun's tomb or Taj Mahal,
即使我的愛也會像岩石一樣堅固 even my love will stay rock solid like
幾個世紀以來的紀念碑 these monuments for centuries and centuries
先生，你引用了砍手事件 Sir, you quoted the hand cutting incident,
但我想向你女兒求婚，先生 but l want to ask for your daughter's hand Sir
我想娶她 l want to marry her.
哦，爸爸，你幹嘛收拾行李? Oh papawhy are you packing up?
我們連甜點都沒吃 We've not even eaten dessert
爸爸做的“哈爾瓦”很好 Papa makes very good 'halwa'
爸爸的廢話 Papa crap
爸爸 爸爸 等等 Papa papa wait
把那個撿起來 Pick that up
爸爸，莫希特向你要了些東西 Papa, Mohit asked you for something,
至少給他一個答覆 at least give him an answer
莫希特 來吧! Mohit come on
爸爸 Papa
莫希特 說點什麼! Mohit say something!
先生，至少跟我們談談 Sir at least talk to us
先生，我們很冷靜地請求你的允許 Sir we so coolly asking you for permission
其他人只是私奔結婚 others just elope and get married
莫希特! Mohit!
你想嫁給他 他 You want to marry him him
他說的是犯罪分子私奔 he's talking about eloping criminal minded.
門都沒有! Don't even think about it!
內政大臣是我的同僚 The Home Secretary is my batch mate,
德里的警察局長給我發了一些調皮的簡訊 the Police Commissioner of Delhi sends me naughty sms's
我可以在這種情況下困住你，你會一直在監獄裡腐爛 l can trap you in such a case, you'll keep rotting in jail
媽的! Bloody!
爸爸 Papa
烏代·辛格 先生 Uday Singh Sir.
把這些都放進車裡 Put all this in the car
還有那孩子手裡剩下的東西 and the rest of the stuff from that boy's hands
在我們離開之前檢查一下一切 來吧! 瑪耶拉 Check everything before we leave Come on Mayera
不，先說是 No first say yes
我們回家談談 拜託 We'll go home and talk please
看，梅耶拉，整個拉斯人都來這裡野餐 Look Mayera, the entire lAS crowd shows up here to picnic
如果這個消息在部裡傳播 if this news spreads in the ministry
會有不必要的閒話 所以來吧! there will be unnecessary gossip So come
好吧! 那麼我再也不和你說話了 Ok then, l will never speak to you again.
瑪雅拉! 來吧! 烏代·辛格 Mayera! Come on Uday Singh.
先生 Sir.
好女孩，我會解決你所有的問題 Good girl, l'll solve all your problems.
別擔心! Don't worry!
走吧! Come on.
這是什麼? 感情上的勒索? What is this? Emotional blackmail?
什麼情感勒索? What emotional blackmail?
只是番紅花雞 印度比爾亞尼菜 lt's just saffron chicken biryani,
然後是一些美味的，甜蜜的哈爾瓦特 and then some delicious, sweet halwathat's all.
你覺得你會做我最喜歡的菜嗎? You think you'll make my favourite dishes
讓我同意? and get me to agree?
算了吧! Forget it!
好吧! 好吧! 好好享受你的雞肉比亞尼 Ok...ok just enjoy your chicken biryani
而忘了那個該死的失敗者 and forget that bloody loser.
爸爸，他是高級主管! Papa he's a Senior executive!
所以那有什麼關係? So how does that matter?
高級管理人員不擁有公司，是嗎? A senior executive doesn't own the company, does he?
只要他愛我，那又有什麼關係呢? How does that matter as long as he loves me
愛什麼都不會發生 Nothing happens with love
愛是一切... Love is everything...
如果媽媽死後我沒有你的愛... lf l didn't have your love after mummy died...
...我會怎麼做? ...what would l have done?
你為什麼也扮演媽媽的角色? Why did you play mummy's role too?
另一個拉斯爸爸的 The other lAS daddy's
晚上和朋友們在俱樂部度過 spent their evenings at the club with their friends
但你待在家裡陪我和我的玩具玩 but you stayed home to play with me and my toys.
沒有錢，但我有你 There was no money, but l had you,
我有你的愛 l had your love.
對我來說就夠了 That was enough for me.
就像莫希特的愛對我來說已經足夠了 Just like Mohit's love is enough for me.
你還需要什麼來獲得幸福? What more do you need for happiness?
錢! 你需要錢 Money! You need money
我是根據經驗這麼說的 And l'm saying this from experience.
聽著，我在政府工作... Look, l had a government job...
l-A-S，我有一個很大的職位，但口袋是空的 l-A-S, l had a big post but empty pockets.
我一輩子都在剝奪妳 All my life l have been depriving you
從沒給過妳口袋裡的錢... never gave you the pocket money...
或是妳應得的衣服或玩具 or clothes or toys you deserved
妳想去美國讀MBA You wanted to go to the U.S. for an MBA,
我甚至不能給妳這個 l couldn't even give you that.
但現在我要讓妳嫁給一個有錢的男孩 But now l'll get you married to a rich boy
能讓妳每一個願望成真的人 who can make your every wish come true
你會拒絕我最大的願望嗎? And you'll refuse my biggest wish?
是的，但是摩希特絕對不是 Yes but Mohit is an absolute no
誰要妳盲目地和任何人結婚? Who's asking you to blindly get married to just anyone?
我有一個完整的檔案，妳自己選吧! l have a whole file, go ahead and choose yourself,
每一個都至少有25億盧比的營業額 each one has at least a turn over of twenty five croresyes.
爸爸，我要嫁給莫希特! Papa l'm going to marry Mohit!
好吧! 那就做你想做的 Fine then do what you want
不管我活著，我死去，我悲傷，我不快樂，妳在乎什麼 Whether l live, l die, l'm sad, l'm unhappy, what do you care
莫希特 是的 爸爸根本不願意聽 Mohit ya papa is not ready to listen at all
他太固執了! he's being so stubborn!
請到14樓 Fourteenth floor please
你認識莫希特·查達嗎? Do you know Mohit Chaddha?
從市場行銷? From marketing?
他的性格怎麼樣? How is his character?
莫希特先生，他總是纏著一位女士... Mohit sir, he's always stuck to one madam...
總是纏著夫人? Always stuck to madam?
她也來這裡沒有獨家新聞，沒有醜聞 She comes here too no scoop, no scandal.
但你為什麼要問他? But why are you enquiring about him?
調查計劃生育! Survey Family planning!
莫希特查德哈。我路過你的辦公室 Mohit Chaddha. l was passing by your office
做了些工作 讓我們喝杯咖啡? had some work let's have a cup of coffee?
你到底是誰? Who the hell are you?
我是塞加爾 塞加爾，誰? l'm Sehgal Sehgal, who?
從收入所得稅來的塞加爾 Sehgal from lncome Tax
我是來告你的 l've come to file a case on you
先生，但我已經把我所有的納稅申報表都歸檔了 Sir but l have filed all my tax returns
我是梅耶拉的父親塞加爾，你這個混蛋 l'm Mayera's father Sehgal, you bloody
我是從你辦公室櫃臺打過來的 l'm calling from your office reception.
對不起，先生，我聽不出你的聲音 So sorry Sir l couldn't recognize your voice,
因為我第一次和你通電話 because l was talking to you for the first time on the phone
先生，你在這裡有工作嗎? Sir, you had some work here?
你的薪水是多少? What's your salary?
六萬五千 先生 Sir Sixty five thousand.
僅僅六十五! Sixty five only!
先生，我的印地語計數有點弱，先生 Sir my Hindi counting is a bit weak Sir.
你的薪水更差 Your salary is even weaker
我女兒，瑪耶拉 七十二 My daughter, Mayera Seventy two
她的薪水是七萬二千 her salary is seventy two thousand
我知道 先生 為她驕傲 l know Sir so proud of her
你知道的! You know!
你是什麼樣的人? What kind of a man are you?
我女兒的薪水比你高，你沒問題嗎? My daughter's salary is more than yours and you have no problem?
拜託，先生，什麼問題 Come on Sir, what problem
我愛她，她也愛我，很酷! l love her and she loves me lt's all cool!
看，六十五先生，坐這兒 Look Mr. sixty five, sit here
你知道那首歌叫“讓愛永不減少” you know that song about 'let the love never be less,
我會承擔所有其他的損失，這都是胡說八道 l will take every other loss', is all nonsense.
我不知道從哪個角度看你對瑪雅來說很好 l don't know from which angle you look good to Mayera.
除非我不同意 Till l don't give my approval,
瑪雅拉不會嫁給你的 Mayera will not marry you.
你知道 對吧? You know that right?
所以你的試用期，你的調查期從今天開始 So your probation, your inquiry period starts from today
在試用期內，我會檢查你的每一個分子 During this probation, l will examine your every molecule.
如果我沒發現你有什麼問題 lf l don't detect any problem in you,
我會答應婚禮的 l will say yes for the wedding.
但如果我發現什麼不對勁而我拒絕你 But if l find anything wrong and l reject you,
那我就不要你的糾葛了 then l want no complication from you.
明白嗎? 六十五先生 Understand Mr. Sixty five?
安靜地消失 Just vanish, quietly
你準備好了嗎? You ready for it now?
我怎麼能同意，就這樣? How can l agree, just like that?
你將參加考試並給出結果 You will take the exam and give the result as well
我不認為我有通過的機會 l don't think l stand any chance of passing
你對自己沒有信心? You have no faith in yourself?
我對自己充滿信心 但是 l have full faith in myself but
但是? 你覺得我會作弊嗎? But? You think l'll cheat?
誰知道呢? Who knows
沒有寫在任何人的臉上，是嗎? lt's not written on anyone's face, is it?
看看你 Look here you
我只是禮貌地假裝給你一個選擇 l was being polite and pretending to give you a choice,
實際上你別無選擇 actually you have no choice.
如果你準備好接受緩刑，就大聲說出來 lf you're ready to go on probation speak up,
或者忘記瑪雅 永遠 or forget Mayera. Forever.
該死的傻瓜! 我準備好了，先生 Bloody fool! l am ready Sir.
先生 Sir.
很好 Good.
梅耶拉說你沒有家人 Mayera was saying you have no family,
你父母早就去世了 your parents died a long time ago.
那麼至少如果我拒絕你 Then at least if l reject you,
不會侮辱你的家人 your family won't be insulted.
走吧! Let's go.
先生，你是來喝咖啡的...我們有很棒的capp Sir, you had come for coffee...we serve some awesome capp
還有一件事 Another thing,
如果你對體育不感興趣，那就去感興趣吧! if you're not interested in sports, then get interested
體育是我的中間名，先生 Sports is my middle name sir.
網球，壁球...什麼都行 TT, Tennis, squash...anything.
壁球? 壁球! Squash? Squash!
聽著 爸爸討厭輸 Listen Papa hates to lose
他決不會讓我嫁給一個打敗他的男人 he will never let me get married to a man who defeats him
他在考驗我 如果我打得不好 He's testing me. lf l play badly
相信我 莫希特 如果你今天贏了，你就永遠輸了 Trust me Mohit. lf you win today you will lose forever.
嘿! 來吧! Hey, come on
祝你好運 Best of luck
準備好了嗎? Ready?
噢! 不 Oh no
加油 莫希特 Go go Mohit
射中! Shot!
加油爸爸! Go papa!
可憐的傢伙 Poor guy
發球! Service!
球必須這樣撿起來 The ball has to be picked up like this
遊戲終了! Game!
做得好 Well done
很好 very good
打得好，先生 好的一局 Well played sir good one.
你打得怎麼樣? 超級爸爸超級! How were you playing? Super papa super!
我連續三場贏了你 l beat you in three straight games.
體育是我的中間名 Sports is my middle name.
你撒謊了，對吧? You lied, right?
我討厭說謊 問問瑪耶拉 l hate lies. Ask Mayera.
爸爸討厭說謊 Papa hates lies.
你在哪裡找到這個人的? Where did you find this guy?
我的檔案裡至少有七個男孩 There are at least seven boys in my file
參加過國家級足球比賽 who've played national level football,
羽毛球，網球和板毬! Badminton, tennis and cricket!
爸爸 拜託 Papa please.
你沒希望了 是的，沒希望! You are hopeless yes, hopeless!
絕對沒有希望 可憐的 Absolutely hopeless. Miserable.
你必須每天和我一起練習 You must practice with me, daily.
機會很渺茫，但如果能有所改善 Chances are slim but if there is some improvement,
我們拭目以待 明天同一時間，這裡 we will see. Tomorrow same time, here.
先生 明天我有 明天什麼? Sir tomorrow l have Tomorrow what?
他會來的 爸爸 他會來的 He'll come papa he'll come.
嗯! Hmmm
拿上我的裝備，我要去更衣室 Get my kit, l'm going to the locker room.
噢! 天啊! Oh god!
我告訴你 l am telling you
我不會離開你的 l'm not going to leave you,
不管他會怎麼做 你爸爸奧薩馬! whatever he might do. Your Papa Osama!
哦，是的! Oh yeah!
什麼? 工作人員打電話給我 為什麼? What? The staff has called me why?
請過來，先生... Please just come Sir...
...我們所有人送的一份小小的告別禮物 ...a small farewell gift from all of us.
哦! 這有什麼必要 Oh, what was the need for this
先生，只是有點小東西...古莎蘭... Sir it's just a little something...Gursharan...
...哦，太謝謝你了 ...oh thank you so much
請打開它，先生，打開它 Please open it sir, open it
好的 Ok
請稍等，先生... Just a minute sir...
在這裡! Here it is!
這是什麼? What is this?
先生，你的退休生活從明天開始 Sir, your retired life begins tomorrow,
正確的? 所以呢? right? So?
你不會經常出去 You wont be going out as much,
先生，您的行動將受到限制 your movement will be quite restricted sir
所以呢? 這是為了你的健康 So? This is for your fitness.
它幫了我很多忙 lt helped me a lot
一，二，三 one, two and three
太棒了，不是嗎? 先生 Amazing isn't it Sir?
謝 謝 謝謝你 Th th th thank you
請 請 請停止這歡迎，先生，歡迎! P p p please stop this Welcome Sir, welcome!
這是一個奇怪的禮物... lt's a strange gift...
但全體員工都聚集在一起 but the entire staff got together for it.
現在我必須給他們一些回報，不是嗎? Now l must get them something in return, shouldn't l?
先生，包括牡丹... Sir, including the peons...
有17名工作人員 there are seventeen staff members
你要怎麼給每個人買點東西? How will you get something for everyone?
讓我們得到一件對每個人都有用的東西! Lets get one thing that is of use to everyone!
先生，我如何能為您效勞? How may l help you sir?
這些看起來又大又貴 These seem very big and expensive,
你能給我們看一臺中型電視機嗎? can you show us a medium sized TV?
當然可以，先生 這邊請 Sure sir This way
先生，你在找什麼牌子的嗎? Sir, are you looking for a specific brand?
便宜、迷人、持久的東西 Something cheap, charming and long-lasting
突發新聞 Breaking news.
航空業的動盪使許多人停飛 The turbulence in the Airline lndustry has grounded many
先生，這是我們最小的22英吋液晶顯示器 Sir this is our smallest 22 inch LCD
請調大音量 lncrease the volume please
過去兩年，航空公司已承受 For the last two years, airline companies have been bearing
不可靠市場的衝擊 the brunt of the unreliable markets.
但Air Connect是第一家 But Air Connect is the first company that
一次性解雇了1200名員工 has ousted 1200 employees at one go.
那個是的，1200人! That's right, 1200!
機組人員，科技人員，地勤人員 Cabin crew, technical, ground,
包括行銷人員 marketing staff included.
市場行銷! Marketing!
她沒接電話 She's not answering her phone
莫希特也沒接電話 Neither is Mohit
格什蘭，莫希特的工作沒了! Gursharan, Mohit's job is gone!
恭喜你，先生。謝謝您 Congratulations Sir. Thank you,
也祝賀你 and congratulations to you too
這是你的公寓，面向大海 This will be your apartment, sea facing,
在杜拜碼頭 on the Dubai Marina
杜拜最豪華的地方之一 One of the most posh localities in Dubai.
它有四間臥室 lt has four bedrooms
看看廚房 Look at the kitchen
看看這個 Look at this.
租金全部由公司支付 Rent is totally paid by the company,
加上雙倍薪水 plus double salary.
請注意阿聯酋迪拉姆和海外津貼 Mind you in UAE dirham and overseas perks
先生，如果我拒絕怎麼辦? Sir, what if l say no?
我會送你去精神病院 l'll send you to a mental asylum.
先生，我將要結婚了 Sir l'm going to get married
哦! 哇! 真的嗎? 莫希特?
是的 Yeah.
我沒想到你會拒絕這麼好的提議 Well l didn't think you would refuse such a great offer,
去結婚 to get married.
先生我們彼此相愛，我們不能分開 Sir we love each other, we can't stay apart.
我真的很抱歉先生 謝謝您 l am really sorry Sir. Thank you.
等等，你不想看看他們提供給你什麼車嗎? Wait, don't you want to see what car they're offering you?
先生，我真的很抱歉 但是 Sir l am really Sorry but
是的 Yeah
你爸爸來了? Your papa is here?
爸爸? Papa?
爸爸! Papa!
瑪耶拉! Mayeru!
瑪耶拉? 你感覺還好嗎? Mayeru? Are you feeling ok?
你還好嗎? Are you ok?
我很好 l'm ok.
莫希特失業了，你還好嗎? Mohit has lost his job and you're ok?
莫希特失業了? Mohit lost his job?
你沒看新聞嗎? Didn't you watch the news?
如果像Air Connect這樣的大公司救不了員工 lf a big company like Air Connect couldn't save its employees,
那麼小的公司呢? then what about the smaller ones?
對安全可靠工作的需求 Demands for safe and secure jobs
在政府中越來越多 in the Government are increasing
公務員報考人數上升21% Applications for Civil Services entrance exams have risen by 21%
在經濟衰退的艱難時期，私營公司的工作崗位是 ln these tough times of recession, private company jobs are
當他有工作的時候，我願意妥協 When he had a job, l was willing to compromise.
但我寧願死也不讓你嫁給一個失業的男人 But l will die before l let you marry a jobless man
請理解這個 Please understand this
結束了! 莫希特 lt's over! Mohit
嘿! 梅耶拉，伊米在這兒 Hey Mayera, lmmy here
莫希特，你沒失業吧? Mohit, you haven't lost your job have you?
嘿! 這是伊米 Hey this is lmmy!
認真地告訴我 Tell me seriously
老實說，我是伊米 Honestly ya, l'm lmmy speaking.
莫希特去和老闆爭論了 Mohit has gone to fight with the boss,
他把手機落在後面了 he left his phone behind.
所以一切都安全了? So everything is safe?
是的，我的工作很安全，但莫希特的工作不見了 Yes, my job is safe but Mohit's is gone
什麼? What?
看 我告訴過你 我告訴過你 See l told youl told you
感謝上帝 Thank God.
我很欣慰你的工作很安全 l'm so relieved that your job is safe.
我知道你，但莫希特真的很難過 l know ya, but really sad about Mohit
連爸爸都很擔心 Even papa was so worried.
他來我辦公室了! 他就在這裡 He came to my office! He's right here.
梅耶拉 妳沒事吧? Mayera are you okay?
好的，再見 我愛你 Okay bye. l Love you.
爸爸請回家休息一下 Papa please go home and rest now.
我要參加一個非常重要的會議 l have to attend a very important meeting.
爸爸 莫希特沒有丟失工作 Papa, Mohit has not lost his job
他也永遠不會失去它 and neither will he ever lose it.
我們要結婚了，他會很成功的 We will get married and he will be very successful.
好吧! 來吧! 再見 Ok come on. Bye.
不 看著...再見 No look...Bye.
我聽到他們說我自己所有的行銷人員... l heard them say myself all the marketing guys...
收聽行銷 listenmarketing
哦! 上帝 Oh God!
聽著，我很抱歉 Look l'm sorry about this.
但我剛升職! But l was just promoted!
我能說什麼 莫希特 What can l say Mohit.
你升職後的薪水可以保住三個人的飯碗 The salary you get after promotion can save the jobs of three people.
我不知道，這算是為你的後輩們做的犧牲 l don't know consider this a sacrifice for your juniors.
妳為什麼不犧牲? Why don't you sacrifice?
你的薪水至少能保住八個人的飯碗 Your salary could save the jobs of at least eight people.
不懂操作的人 People who don't know anything about Operations,
作為CEO不應該坐視不理! shouldn't be sitting tight as CEOs!
小心點莫希特 沒必要粗魯! Just watch it Mohit there's no need to be rude!
如果我被允許進行空中接駁 lf l'd been allowed to run Air Connect,
即使在公司不景氣的時候 l wouldn't let the company even in this time of recession
損失一分錢 lose a single penny
事實上，我本打算辭職的 ln fact l was going to quit myself
因為你們配不上我 because you guys don't deserve me.
什麼? What?
我對你太好了 l am too good for you
一群白癡! bunch of idiots!
你怎麼敢叫我白癡! How dare you call me an idiot!
像這樣我會找到這樣的工作 Like this l'll get a job like this
雙倍薪水，記住我的話 Double salary mark my words.
莫希特 你最好回來說聲對不起 Mohit you better come back and say sorry
莫希特! Mohit!
莫希特放輕鬆，別那麼激動 Mohit relax don't get so agitated.
她說什麼了? 她會說什麼? What did she say? What will she say?
你說謝謝我，我保住了你的工作 You say thank you to me, l've saved your job.
你怎麼樣? How did you?
我被提升了，我被解雇了 l was promoted, l was sacked
如果你升職了，你就走了! lf you'd been promoted, you'd have gone!
謝謝兄弟，來吧! 給我買杯啤酒 Thanks bro Come on, buy me a beer.
現在沒有啤酒 No beer right now.
和所有人待在一起，喊口號 Stay with everyone, shout slogans,
如果他們被迫撤回訂單呢? what if they are pressured into withdrawing the orders
你為什麼不向老闆道歉? Why don't you say sorry to the boss?
我此生從來沒有對任何人說對不起 l've never said sorry to anyone in my life,
我為什麼要對這個白癡說? 來吧! 給我買杯啤酒 why should l say it to this moron? C'mon, buy me a beer.
好吧! 好吧! 別說對不起 Okay, okay, don't say sorry
但是現在媒體非常火爆 But the media is very hot right now
新聞頻道聚集在這裡 news channels are gathering here
至少接受採訪，出名，我會去看看那些女孩 at least give interviews, get famous and l'll check out the girls.
我們想要回我們的工作 We want our jobs back
我們從Air Connect外面的辦公室接廣播 We're telecasting from outside the Air Connect offices
把工作還給我們 人們真的很擔心 give us our jobs back People are really worried,
和我在一起的是伊姆蘭·里茲維先生 and here with me is Mr lmran Rizvi
伊姆蘭·里茲維先生，你感覺怎麼樣? Mr lmran Rizvi, how are you feeling?
很糟糕 你能詳細告訴我們嗎? Very bad Can you tell us in detail
你失業時是什麼感覺? How did you feel when you lost your job?
我沒有失業，我的工作很安全 l haven't lost my job, my job is safe
停 停 Stop stop
如果你沒有失業，那你為什麼要參加這次訪問? lf you haven't lost your job then why are you giving this interview?
因為我的朋友失業了 Because my friend here lost his job
你感覺怎麼樣? How are you feeling?
害怕 我很抱歉，那是什麼? Scared l am sorry, what was that?
他說他很害怕 He says he's scared
害怕 你害怕什麼? Scared what are you scared of?
為了瑪雅拉 瑪雅拉你妹妹 For Mayera Mayera Mayera your sister
如果她不結婚 會自殺，對吧? who will commit suicide if she doesn't get married, right?
如果妳用他的一段拍攝，我就告你 lf you use even one shot of his, l will sue you
離開這裡 come away from here
妳說妳叫什麼名字 What did you say your name was
你為什麼要接受採訪? Why were you giving an interview?
每個人都是 Everyone was
大家都要去結婚了嗎? ls everyone getting married?
每個人的父親都是我爸爸嗎? ls everyone's father my papa?
我好不容易才說服他你的工作是安全的 With such difficulty l've convinced him that your job is safe
如果他看到這次採訪，他決不會讓我們結婚的 if he sees this interview, he will never let us be married
所以讓他不要你 So let him not ya
我受夠了他的條款和條件 l'm fed up of his terms and conditions
世界經濟危機即將來臨 There's a world economic crisis on,
經濟衰退扼殺了航空業 the recession has killed the airlines industry,
我工作的公司今天破產了 the company l work for is bankrupt today
梅耶拉，我失業了 Mayera, l'm jobless
你還擔心你對你父親說的謊! and you're worried about the lie you've told your father!
莫希特 請不要驚慌 Mohit please don't panic.
你是如此聰明 You're so smart
你會馬上找到工作的 You'll get a job immediately.
但一個謊言就能挽救我們的關係 But one lie will save our relationship.
要想掩蓋一個謊言，就得說上百個謊言 To hide one lie, one has to tell a hundred others
我知道 l know
快點，我們離開這裡 Come on, let's get out of here.
你好，我想和... Hello l'd like to speak to...
警察局長卡塔先生說話 the Police Commissioner Mr. Khattar
我? 我是V K 塞加爾! Me? l'm V K Sehgal!
印度政府秘書 Secretary to the Govt of lndia
現在退休了 Now retired
嘿! 卡塔。我是VK Hey Khattar. VK speaking
你好嗎? How're you doing?
很好 聽著 Ok listen.
我想請你幫個忙 l have a favour to ask
我需要你調查一個人 l need you to investigate a guy
把名字寫下來 write the name down
莫希特.查德哈 Mohit Chaddha,
是的 莫希特.查德哈 Yes Mohit Chadha.
謀殺，強奸，搶劫，猥褻 Murder, rape, robbery, molesting,
挑逗夏娃，暴亂，發送骯髒文字 eve teasing, rioting, sending dirty texts
或任何其他公共犯罪或犯罪活動 Or any other public offence or criminal activity
請向我報告 Please report to me
對我來說這是生死攸關的事 lt's a matter of life and death for me.
你好，是的 先生? Hello, yes sir?
你在哪裡? 在辦公室 Where are you? At the office.
誰的辦公室? Whose office?
先生，我的辦公室 Sir, my office.
那你為什麼低聲說話? Then why are you whispering?
先生，我在開會，我再打給你好嗎? Sir l'm in a meeting, shall l call you back?
我退休了，不是沒用 l'm retired, not useless
你以為我沒別的事可做嗎? You think l have nothing better to do?
我很忙，我沒時間 l'm a busy man, l have no time
好吧! 做一件事 Ok, do one thing.
把你的Pan卡號給我 Give me your Pan Card number.
先生，你為什麼要我的Pan卡號? Sir why do you want my Pan Card number?
為什麼? Why?
如果你想娶我女兒 lf you want to marry my daughter,
我有權問你的Pan卡號 l have full right to ask for your Pan Card number.
如果你沒有Pan卡號 And if you don't have a Pan Card number,
你沒有權利娶我的女兒 你明白嗎? you have no right to marry my daughterdo you understand?
不，不，先生，我給你我的Pan卡號 No, no Sir l'll give you my Pan Card number
我給你我的Pan卡號 l'm giving you my Pan Card number.
還有你的護照號碼，選民身份證號碼 And your Passport number, Voter lD Card number,
你的車牌號碼 your car registration number
最重要的是你的身份證號碼 and most importantly your ldentity Card number
我想要一切! 知道嗎? 是的，先生 l want it all! Got it? Yes sir
好的，現在把所有檔案的影本帶來 Ok, now bring the photocopies of all documents
...今晚去健身房 ...to the gymkhana this evening.
記住，沒有檔案核實 And remember, without document verification,
婚姻被取消了 the marriage is cancelled.
查達先生，請你進去 是啊! Mr Chaddha you may please go in. Yeah.
練習生! 你是認真的嗎? Trainee! Are you serious?
先生，我是Air Connect航空公司的高級主管 Sir l was a senior executive at Air Connect.
他們解雇了你 And they fired you.
我至少給你一個實習的職位 l'm at least giving you a trainee's position
你甚至不感激 and you are not even thankful.
哦! 太謝謝你了，先生 Oh, thank you so much sir.
我想我應該得到更好的待遇 l think l deserve much better.
在這種最壞的情況下，你會在哪裡找到更好的東西? Where will you find something better in this worst-case scenario?
我會的，我會好起來的 l will, l will get much better
更更更好! Much much much better!
全球助理初級經理，薪水50000 Junior Manager Global Assist, salary 50000,
閃亮華麗的娛樂公司銷售經理 Sales Manager Bling Entertainment,
薪水40000 Salary 40000,
助理市場經理 Assistant Marketing Manager
英納美容 年薪8萬5至9萬 lnner Beauty salary 85 to 90000
英納美容 你是說女用貼身內衣褲和內衣? lnner Beauty, you mean lingerie and underwear?
是的! Right!
不，我不能賣內衣 No no l can't sell underwear
先生，加多少油? 把油箱加滿 Refuel for how much sir? Fill up the tank
賣內衣怎麼了? What's wrong with selling lingerie?
英納美容甚至提供更高的薪水... lnner Beauty is even offering a higher salary...
在爸爸發現之前 and before papa finds out.
我不想做任何愚蠢的決定 l don't want to take any stupid decision
因為奧薩馬的恐懼 because of Osama's fear
而且拜託，我絕不會賣胸罩和內褲的 And come on, l'm in no way going to sell bras and panties.
先生，2865盧比 好的 Sir, Rs 2865. Yeah.
你知道航空公司是我的專長 You know airlines is my thing
只是時間問題，我一定會找到工作的 lt's just a matter of time, l will definitely find a job
我很好 是嗎? l'm good ya
嘿! Hey.
這是新的對吧? This is new right?
是的 Ya
札拉品牌? Zara?
是的 Yes
很辣，我可以把你吃掉嗎? Very hot shall l gobble you up?
聽著，我要和奧薩馬打兩場壁球 Look l will play two games of squash with Osama,
讓他贏兩場 let him win both
我會整理所有的東西 And l will sort everything
我能對付他 l can handle him.
先生 請簽名 Sir sign
我們的憂慮繫於鞭炮尾部有關 Our worries tied to tails of fire-crackers
我們的靈魂像風箏一樣自由 Our spirits free as kites
有著奇妙的特權 With wonderfully willful privileges,
我們自豪地承擔我們的困難 We take on our troubles with pride
我們教所有的幽默 We teach all the funsters,
閱讀，寫作，樂趣的意義 To read, to write, The meaning of fun.
我們的整個世界都濕透了 Our whole world is soaked and spoilt
我們的口袋裏裝滿了美好時光 Our pockets are filled with good times
我們唯一的財富，美好的時光 Our only wealth, good times
他們昂首闊步，光彩照人，美好時光 They strut, they shine, good times
它們飛得很時髦 美好時光 They fly in style, good times
好時光，他們飛 Good times, they fly
你好 噴射航空公司 你好 香料噴射機 Hello Jet Airways Hello Spice Jet
我昨天和你談過了 Ya l had spoken to you yesterday
我一小時前剛打電話給莫希特·查德哈 l had just called an hour ago Mohit Chaddha speaking
很抱歉，祝你下次好運 l am very sorry, better luck next time.
我很抱歉...這不會成功的 l am sorry...it's not going to work out.
抱歉 Sorry.
夢的海報 The posters of dreams,
可以在白天看到 Can be seen in day-light.
在五顏六色的包裹裡 ln colourful packets,
它們在市場上出售 They are sold in markets.
如果我們能幫忙的話 lf we can help it,
如果是它是出售的話 And if it's on sale.
我們不會離開月亮和星星 We will not leave the moon and stars,
我們一定會買的 We will buy them without fail.
我們能理解胡說八道 We make sense of nonsense.
我們嘲笑我們的悲傷 We laugh at our sorrows.
在這場比賽中我們並不孤單 We are not alone in this game,
整個世界都在玩，只是一樣 The whole world is playing, just the same.
我們的口袋裏裝滿了美好時光 Our pockets are filled with good times
我們唯一的財富，美好的時光 Our only wealth, good times
他們昂首闊步，光彩照人，美好時光 They strut, they shine, good times
它們飛得很時髦 美好時光 They fly in style, good times
好時光，他們飛 Good times, they fly
為什麼我們今天要想到明天? Why should we think of tomorrow, today?
這一刻足夠活下去 This moment is enough to live in.
我們沒有看到自己 That which we have not seen ourselves,
我們為什麼要相信? Why should we believe in?
不是幾年 Not years,
事情在一瞬間發生 Things happen in a moment
就像麵，什麼都是速食 Like noodles, everything is instant.
快樂是短暫的 Joys are momentary
它們是暫時的 They are transitory
你所要做的就是問他們然後你就得到了 All you have to do is ask and you get them-
我們的口袋裏裝滿了美好時光 Our pockets are filled with good times
我們唯一的財富，美好的時光 Our only wealth, good times
他們昂首闊步，光彩照人，美好時光 They strut, they shine, good times
它們飛得很時髦，美好時光 They fly in style, good times
好時光，他們飛 Good times, they fly
查達先生! 你可以進去了 Mr. Chaddha! You may Please go in
先生 Sir
是的先生 但是先生... Yes Sir But Sir...
媽的! Shit!
查達先生! 查達先生 他跑了，先生 Mr. Chaddha! Mr. Chaddha He ran away sir
接電話 接電話 接電話 接電話 接電話 Pickup Pickup Pickup Pickup Pickup
伊米夥計，我真是糟透了... lmmy man, l'm so screwed...
好了，聽著夥計們 Alright, listen up guys
莫希特的岳父要來辦公室了 Mohit's dad-in-law is coming to office.
所以假裝莫希特還在這裡工作 好嗎? So just pretend like Mohit still works here. Ok?
好嗎? 好的 Ok? Ok
不錯! Nice!
來吧! 往前走 C'mon move ahead
是你父親的婚禮 是的，把它移回去 ls it your father's wedding Yes, move it back
快點! 把車開走! Come on! Move the car!
往前走一點 Move a little ahead.
怎麼了夥計? 不知道 老兄 What's going on man? Don't know man
怎麼了? What's going on?
哦! 阿姨...這是什麼 Oh aunty...what is this
請放開我 Let go off me please
兄弟，求你了 Brother, please
莫希特.查德哈 14樓 Mohit Chaddha, 14th floor
謝謝你 是的 先生 Thank you Yes Sir
老天 God
滾到一邊去 Get to the side
繼續，你在為什麼而戰? Move on What are you fighting over?
你能帶我去嗎? Will you take me?
我死定了! l'm dead!
你好，先生 Hello sir.
請到14樓 14th floor, please.
有人來了，有人走了 People came, people left
但是莫希特先生仍然很強壯留在他的座位上 But Mohit sir stayed strong in his seat
你好，先生...你好嗎? Hello sir...how are you?
你是誰? Who are you?
先生，我是莫希特最好的朋友伊米 Sir l'm Mohit's best friend lmmy
好的...好的 是的 是的 OK...OK Ya ya
莫希特的小屋在那邊，先生，不是那邊 Mohit's cabin is that way Sir not that way
先生，咖啡在這邊 sir coffee is this way
先生 午餐計畫? Sir lunch plan?
女婿，公公，驚喜午餐計畫? Son in law, father in law, surprise lunch plan?
瘋子，瘋子 The mad the mad
瘋女婿 the mad son in law
哦，我的上帝! Oh my God!
有趣嗎? lsn't it funny?
先生，老闆叫莫希特去 Sir, the boss has called for Mohit
你為什麼不到我的隔間來 Why don't you come to my cubicle
先生，你喜歡中國菜嗎? Sir you like Chinese food?
去某處嗎? 莫希特 Going somewhere Mohit
或者你是來道歉的? or have you come to apologize?
莫希特的小屋就在這裡的某個地方，就在另一邊! Mohit's cabin was somewhere here lt's on the other side!
不，在那兒 No, it's there
是的，就是這裡 Yes, this is it
而你也在這裡 我在這裡 And you're here too l am here
幹得好 伊米 Good job lmmy
我一定會推薦你升職的 l will surely recommend your name for a promotion
啊! 不，不升職 Aah No no promotion.
我在我的隔間裡很開心 l'm very happy in my cubicle.
好的，再見，再見 再見 Ok bye, see you. Bye.
很煩人的人 Very irritating man
先生，我要和你談談 進來 吃午飯嗎? l have to talk to you come in Sir over lunch?
午餐? 是的 Lunch? Ya
好主意 來吧! 帶路 Good idea come on, lead the way.
先生，您先請 After you, please sir.
你因違規駕駛被罰款三次 You have been fined three times for driving offences,
一次是因為違反訊號 once for breaking a signal
而且你總是在到期日之後提交你的lT報稅表 and you always file your lT returns after the due date.
你的美國簽證在第一次嘗試後被拒絕了 Your US visa was refused after the first attempt
我肯定只有你有問題 l'm sure something is wrong with you only
否則第一次嘗試就得到了 Otherwise one gets it in the first attempt
詳細的調查在這 The detailed inquiry is in this
RTO檔案，所得稅，警方調查，護照辦公室 RTO file, lncome Tax, Police inquiry, passport office.
這麼多刑事案件 So many criminal cases.
我怎麼能把我女兒嫁給你? How can l marry my daughter to you?
先生，這項研究是你一個人做的? Sir, you did this research all on your own?
很明顯，這是機密，如果洩露了怎麼辦? Obviously, it's a confidential matterwhat if it gets leaked?
你真酷，先生! You are so cool Sir!
對不起，先生，但政府是怎麼放你走的 Excuse me sir, but how did the government let you go
他們怎麼能讓你退休，說真的 How could they retire you, seriously
這是慣例，六十歲退休 lt's a rule, retirement at sixty.
這是個該死的無用規則，先生 lt's a damn useless rule sir.
一個人六十歲就有了自己的成就 At sixty a guy comes into his own.
我們公司有個職位空缺 There's a job opening in our company,
總經理研究分析 General Manager Research and Analysis,
年齡限制在七十歲 age limit is seventy
七十歲? 薪水，三十萬 Seventy? Salary, three lakhs
一年10萬！很好 Ten lakh per annum! Good
像政府官員一樣說話 Spoken just like a government official.
先生，每月三十萬元盧比 每月 Three lakhs per month sir, per month.
每月三十萬盧比...是的 Three lakhs rupees per month...Ya.
您的帳單 先生 謝謝 Your bill sir Thanks
讓我...我堅持，先生 Let me...l insist sir.
當然 好的 Sure okay
先生，你是這個國家未利用的資源 Sir you are an unutilised resource of this country
你在浪費V K 塞加爾的才華和學識 You are wasting the talent and knowledge of V K Sehgal.
先生，引導像我這樣的年輕人 Sir, guide youngsters like me,
印度需要你 先生 lndia needs you Sir
你可以贏過帕德瑪·施瑞，帕德瑪·維布山 You can win the Padma Shri, the Padma Vibhushan.
你可以得到奧斯卡獎 You could get an Oscar
我是說你一定能得到巴拉特·拉特納 l mean you can definitely get Bharat Ratna
僅僅靠打壁球很難獲得阿瓊獎的 先生 Difficult to get the Arjun Award by merely playing squash sir
是的，我不會在家裡無所事事的 Yes l'm not going to sit idle at home
我得到很多工作機會，很多 l get many job offers, many
我要處理一些重要的事情 l have to take care of something important,
然後我會考慮我的工作 then l will think about my job.
我會考慮的 l'll think about it.
對不起，先生，您的卡被拒絕了 Sorry sir your card has been declined.
一定出什麼事了 What something must be wrong
用你的機器，再試一次 with your machine, try again
先生，你必須去爭取 Sir you must go for it.
先生，機器沒問題 Sir the machine is fine,
交易未被准許 the transaction is not being approved.
讓我來付，我有我的卡 Let me pay, l have my card.
不，不，先生，我有現金 No no Sir, l have cash
不，先生，我沒有現金 No sir, l don't have cash.
沒有現金 No cash
我來付錢，你為什麼要創造一個場景 let me pay, why you creating a scene
多少錢，多少錢? how much, how much is it?
先生，僅僅兩千盧比多 Sir, only two thousand rupees more
我從自動取款機取出來給你 l will just withdraw it from the ATM and give it to you.
兩千塊在這裡 Two thousandhere it is.
謝謝你 先生 Thank you sir.
先生，現在誰有這麼多現金? Sir who keeps so much cash nowadays?
梅耶拉怎麼會是這個恐怖分子的女兒? How can Mayera be the daughter of this terrorist?
隨時準備投彈! Always ready to drop a bomb!
什麼? What?
媽的! Shit!
我不知道，先生，我的信用卡壞了 l don't know sir My credit card is not working
ATM卡不能用 ATM card is not working
我要去更換我的銀行 l am going to bloody change my bank
你的帳戶在哪家銀行? What bank is your account in?
那意味著你沒拿到錢? That means you didn't get the money?
沒有 No
你破產了嗎? Are you bankrupt?
哈哈好笑 先生 Ha ha so funny sir
先生，說沒有破產真是太好了 what a thing to say Not bankrupt sir
我現在很急 l'm in a hurry right now.
這件犯法的事正在審理中 This matter of offences is pending.
當然，我得還你錢 Of course and l have to return your money
今晚在俱樂部打壁球 Squash at the club, this evening
你最好是 是的 You better. Yeah.
哈囉 Hello
是的 Yeah
是的，我會用支票支付這個月的EMl Yes l will pay this month's EMl by cheque
好的，我會給你現金 Ok l will give you cash
是的，我明天給你 Yes, l'll give it to you tomorrow
否則我會告訴你什麼？ l'm telling you l will Or else what?
你要把車開走? You'll take the car away?
那就把你那該死的車拿走! Take away your damn car then!
你好，梅耶拉 Hello Mayera
忙嗎? Busy or what?
沒什麼，只是需要幫助 Nothing ya, just needed some help
給你 多少錢？ Here How much is it?
五萬元 Fifty thousand.
我要求四十萬 不是嗎？ l had asked for forty no?
額外10萬...零用錢 什麼零用錢? Extra ten...Pocket money. What pocket money?
我是一個可以給我零花錢的孩子嗎? Am l a kid to be given pocket money?
你當然是個孩子! Of course you're a kid!
你所有的錢都用完了你還不知道? All your money is over and you didn't even know?
聽著，你應該保持詳細的帳目 Listen, you should maintain detailed accounts,
我會在每個月底檢查 l will check at the end of each month.
你說每個月是什麼意思? What do you mean by every month?
你是說我是個大白癡 You mean l'm such a big idiot
我幾個月都找不到工作? that l won't find a job for months?
如果你被困在航空公司，那你肯定找不到工作 lf you're stuck on airlines, then you surely won't get a job
我給你寄了一份新的工作清單 l have mailed you a new job list.
英納美容的工作仍然可用 The lnner Beauty position is still available.
如果你得到這份工作，我會得到免費的內衣 lf you get the job, l will get free lingerie.
這就像說如果我成為一名服務員 This is like saying if l became a waiter,
你會得到免費的食物 you'll get free food
那麼瑪雅夫人，您今天想點什麼? So Mayera ma'am, what would you like to order today?
今天的選單上有普通的帕拉塔 On today's menu we have plain paratha,
純奶油帕拉塔，純酥油帕拉塔 plain butter paratha, plain ghee paratha,
阿洛帕拉塔，阿洛奶油帕拉塔 aaloo paratha, aloo butter paratha,
帕拉圖，戈巴羅哈 aloo ghee paratha, gobhi paratha,
或者奶油降落傘，或者降落傘... gobhi butter paratha, gobhi ghee paratha...
今天的特色菜是拌蔬菜沙拉 Today's special is mix vegetable paratha.
閉嘴，你這小丑! Shut up you clown!
我離開會議一半了，我得走了 l've left my meeting half way l have to go
好的 再見! Ok bye!
瑪雅拉! Mayera!
什麼事? What?
如果我真的當了服務員呢? What if l really become a waiter?
站在十字路口 Standing at the cross-roads,
你願意嫁給一個服務員嗎? Will you marry a waiter?
當有人問問題時 When someone asks a question.
你不會成為服務員的 為什麼所有的答案 You won't become a waiter. Why do all answers,
你永遠不知道 似乎不可靠 You never know Seem unreliable.
如果我必須這麼做呢? What if l have to?
什麼都不是真的 Nothing seems real
即使那樣我也會嫁給你 Even then l'll marry you
現在我真的要去工作了，好嗎? Now l really have to get to work, ok
在這些十字路口 On these crossroads
我愛妳 l love you
除了想像中的冷漠 Except an imaginary indifference.
爸爸 爸爸 我很抱歉 先生 Papa. Papa l am so sorry sir
你還好嗎? 爸爸，你沒事吧? Are you ok? Papa are you okay?
是的，我是的，親愛的，我沒事 Yes l am Yes darling l am ok.
太諷刺了以至於你想嫁給那個男人... So ironical that you want to marry the man...
...想把你變成孤兒! ...who wants to make you an orphan!
那有多好啊? How wonderful is that?
爸爸，別反應過度 請你去換衣服，快點 Papa, don't over react please go and change, come on
對不起 先生! l am sorry sir!
沒問題，體育是你的中間名 蛤? No problem, sports is your middle name huh?
把你的沮喪情緒發洩出來? Taking out your frustrations on the ball?
我試過你名單上所有的公司 l have tried all the companies on your list,
看來我還是得當個服務員了 looks like l'll have to become a waiter after all.
你女朋友太好了 Your girlfriend is too good
我已經列了一張新的單子 l've already made a new list.
現在去換衣服 Go and change now
聽著 Listen,
你教爸爸唱的“新工作”曲調是什麼? what is this 'new job' tune that you're teaching papa to sing?
“我會接受工作，我會接受工作” ''l'll take on a job, l'll take on a job'',
他激動地說 he keeps saying excitedly.
我讓他閉嘴了 l've shut him up.
他在過去的35年裡努力工作 He's worked hard enough for the last 35 years,
從家到辦公室再回來 from home to office and back again.
他一生都很努力 He's worked very hard all his life
現在是他放鬆的時候了 lt's his time to relax now.
他為什麼還要工作? Why does he need to work anymore?
我可以照顧他 l can take care of him.
別再把他吊在“三百萬薪水包塔”上 Don't hoist him again on the 'three lakh pay-package tower'
好的，答應我? Ok, promise?
好吧! 不管怎樣，誰來雇他? Ok in any case, who's going to hire him?
非常有趣! Very funny!
莫希特 嘿! 莫希特 先生 Mohit Hey Mohit Sir
我準備好接受新工作了 l'm ready for a new job.
先生 梅耶拉已經禁止了 Sir Mayera has forbidden it.
誰來告訴她? Who's going to tell her?
你一直嚇唬我，現在你要自己撒謊了? You frighten me all the time, and now you'll lie yourself?
沒人會撒謊的，你這個傻瓜 Nobody is going to lie, you fool
當我得到這份工作，我們會告訴梅耶拉 When l get the job, we'll tell Mayera.
在那之前，開始為我找工作 Till then start job hunting for me.
為什麼我要? Why should l?
因為這是你的主意，你會去做的 Because it was your idea, you will do it.
不，先生，我不會這麼做的 梅耶拉斷然拒絕了 No sir, l won't do it. Mayera has categorically said no
好吧! 那麼婚禮就取消了 OK, then the wedding is cancelled.
去洗澡吧! Go shower bloody
奧薩馬! Osama!
嘿! 莫希特 Hey Mohit.
我們用掛號信寄申請表吧! Let's send the application by registered post.
郵寄太不酷了 Post is so uncool.
如果你在這個時代寫信，你永遠找不到工作 You'll never get a job if you send a letter in this day and age.
電郵 先生，電郵 Email sir, email.
實際上，真正的問題是 我不知道如何使用筆記型電腦 Actually, the real problem is that l don't know how to use a laptop.
沒什麼大不了的，先生，它就像電腦一樣工作 Not a big deal sir, it works just like a computer.
我連電腦都不會用! l don't even know how to use computers!
你不會用電腦嗎? You don't know to use the computer?
我不會 好的 l don't ok
你知道如何做雞肉比亞尼嗎? Do you know to make chicken biryani?
你不會，對吧？同樣的，我不懂電腦，就這樣! You don't, right? Similarly l don't know computers, that's it!
噢! 先生 Oh Sir
那麼，為了你先生，我們得找一個 Then for you Sir, we'll have to look for one
即使是傻瓜也能用 that even a fool can use.
你說我是傻瓜? You called me a fool?
你這個該死的傻瓜! You bloody fool!
瑪雅拉! 在哪裡? Mayera! Where?
哈囉 Hello
是的，實際上我在開會 Yes, actually l'm in a meeting.
是的 在面試中 Yes in an interview
寶貝，聽我說 Baby just listen
我再打給你 好嗎? l'll just call you back. Ok.
愛妳 再見 Love you. Bye.
好吧! 你把車停在這裡 就這裡 Ok You stop the car here. Right here.
先生在嗎？我告訴你，停車 Sir here? l'm telling you, stop the car.
房子在前面 你爭論得太多了 老兄 The house is ahead You argue too much man
先生，但為什麼? 再說一遍 為什麼! Sir but why? Again why!
做一件事跳過牆，然後躲起來並穿過花園 Do one thing-jump the wall, then hide and cross the garden
是的，躲起來，從我臥室的窗戶進來 Yes hide, and come in through my bedroom window.
先生，這個故事不荒謬嗎? Sir isn't this story absurd
羅密歐躲著茱麗葉的父親而去見她 Romeo hides from Juliet's father and goes to meet her.
他不會瞞著茱麗葉去見她父親 He doesn't hide form Juliet to go meet her father.
拉達在茱麗葉家工作嗎? 不! Does Radha work in Juliet's house? No!
拉達會去見羅密歐，她會通知茱麗葉 Radha will see Romeo, she'll inform Juliet,
茱麗葉會問她父親的 Juliet will ask her father
羅密歐在辦公室外和妳在一起幹什麼 what was Romeo doing with you, out of office,
在下午之間的時候? in the middle of the afternoon'?
這是正確的邏輯! That's correct logic!
那就去做吧! 是的 So do it. Yeah.
讓我派拉達出去工作 Let me send Radha out for some work
然後我打訊號讓你進去 Then l'll signal you to come inside.
明白了嗎? 突擊隊員 Got it Commando?
是的 船長! 收到! Aye Aye Captain! Roger!
該死的 Bloody hell.
拉達，拉達! 是的，帕帕吉 Radha, Radha! Yes papaji
來這兒 Come here
我的幾件襯衫和褲子放在櫃子外面 A few of my shirts and trousers are lying outside the cupboard,
把它們拿到洗衣女工那裡好好熨一下 take them to the washerwoman and get them ironed nicely.
即使花了一個小時也不要回來 直到它門都處理好了 And don't come back till they're all done, even if takes an hour.
但電視上在放沙魯克的電影 But Shah Rukh's film on TV
嘿! 別跟我胡說八道 Hey, don't talk nonsense with me
在工作沒做完之前，和洗衣婦待在一起 till the job is not done, stay with the washerwoman.
我怎麼能說我錯過了那部電影 What can l say l'm missing the film
這裡總是有很多工作要做 There's always so much work around here
你看到了嗎? 我還不走運 Have you seen it? Not yet, l'm not that lucky
哦! 你還沒有? Oh, you haven't?
我對沙魯克很著迷 l'm crazy about Shah Rukh
但自從帕帕吉退休後 But ever since papaji has retired,
他就是不放開遙控器 he just doesn't let go off the remote control
該死的笨蛋! Bloody duffer!
嘿! Hey
嗨! 親愛的小鳥! Hey lovebirds!
嗨! 嗨! Hi Hi
我們是愛鳥還是你們是愛鳥? Are we the love-birds or are you guys the love-birds?
伊米打破紀錄的關係 lmmy's record-breaking relationship
兩個月了還是很強，是嗎? Two months and still going strong, yes?
是的 Yes
就在莫希特失業的時候，斯瓦蒂走進了我的生活 Just when Mohit lost his job, Swati came into my life
什麼? 現在一切都會和我的工作有關嗎? What? Now everything will be with reference to my job?
在莫希特的工作之前，在莫希特的工作之後? Before Mohit's job After Mohit's job?
心情不好啊? 來給我們看看你的酒窩男 Bad mood huh? Come on show us your dimples man
來給我們看看 C'mon show us
嗯! 心情很不好 Hmmmvery bad mood.
伊米 我去跳舞吧! lmmy let's go dance!
一杯愛爾蘭冰茶和一杯朗姆酒可樂 One Long lsland ice tea and one rum-n-coke.
別喝朗姆酒 No rum-n-coke.
是的，朗姆酒-可樂 Yes rum-n-coke.
我在吃抗生素 l'm on antibiotics.
你得了流感嗎? Do you have the flu?
最好的藥，朗姆酒和可樂! Best medicine, Rum n Coke!
請給我一杯朗姆酒和可樂 One Rum n Coke please.
先生，如果我女朋友能這麼深情地告訴我 Sir, if my girlfriend would tell me so lovingly
你會怎麼做 蛤? What would you do huh?
用朗姆酒和可樂洗澡? Shower in Rum and Coke?
去吧! 洗澡 Go, shower
你只要做自己的飲料 You just make your drinks
莫希特付錢了 Mohitl'm paying
你為什麼總是大喊大叫要付錢? Why do you keep ranting about paying all the time?
我不要這樣，就這樣! l don't want it, that's it!
有任何強迫嗎? ls there some compulsion?
好吧! 不要強迫 Ok, no compulsionssorry.
對不起 l am sorry.
嘿! Hey
對不起，夥計! l am sorry dude!
嘿! 聽著 我們兩個都要去25號的搖滾表演，好嗎? Hey listenwe both are going for the rock show on 25th, ok?
但是5000盧比的票不是嗎? 不是如果和但是 But aren't the tickets for Rs 5000? No if's and but's
我馬上付錢，你找到工作就可以把錢還給我! l'll pay right now, you can return the money when you find a job!
到那時我將成為公共汽車售票員 By then l'll be a bus conductor
如果你帶別人去更好 Better if you take someone else.
如果你是公共汽車售票員，我就當公共汽車司機 lf you'll be a bus conductor, then l'll become the bus driver.
我會永遠綁架你和你的車 And l'll kidnap you and your bus forever.
如果我成為一個賣霜淇淋的人呢? And what if l become an ice-cream seller?
那我就買那輛貨車 Then l'll buy the van
我會把所有的霜淇淋都吃掉，還有你! And l'll gobble up all the ice-cream, and you!
聽著，我的工作就是狼吞虎嚥 Look, it's my job to gobble up
如果我最終成為一名人力車夫呢? And what if l end up as an auto-rickshaw driver?
那我就當交警 Then l'll be the traffic cop
我給你開張罰單，把你關在我的監獄裡一輩子 l'll cut you a ticket and lock you up in my jail for life.
好吧，如果我成為一名郵差呢? Ok And what if l land up being a postman?
不必要的，你成功和失敗 Needlessly, you make and break.
沒必要，你數每一分錢 Needlessly, you count each penny.
你不必害怕愛 Needlessly you're afraid of love.
你沒必要逼我 親愛的 Needlessly you push me honey.
不必要的，你成功和失敗 Needlessly, you make and break.
沒必要，你數每一分錢 Needlessly, you count each penny.
你不必害怕愛 Needlessly you're afraid of love.
你沒必要逼我 親愛的 Needlessly you push me honey.
我是你每個故事的女主角 l'm the heroine of your every story.
你的每一個故事的結局都是幸福的 l'm the happy ending of your every tale.
當暴風雨來臨時 When the storm came,
你收拾好你的東西 You packed up your things,
你掏空了我的心離開了 You emptied my heart and left.
如果我付不起房租 lf l couldn't pay the rent,
我愛你的心 Of your heart my love,
反而你會把我趕出去 You would throw me out instead.
嘿! 我答應過你一輩子 Hey, l made a promise for life,
當交易達成的時候 When the deal was made.
但我的口袋裡空空如也，我怎麼還 But my pockets are empty, how can l repay
我欠下的債! This debt that l have raised!
我會把我的要求押上，帶你回家 l will stake my claim and take you home.
首先 讓我證明我的價值，我的愛 First let me prove my worth, my love.
不必要的是，你許下愛的承諾 Needlessly, you make promises of love
毫無必要，你提高了你的希望 Needlessly, you raise your hopes.
你不必做夢 瘋女孩 Needlessly you dream crazy girl,
不必了，我們的故事就結束了 Needlessly, our story's done.
我是你每個故事的女主角 l'm the heroine of your every story.
你的每一個故事的結局都是幸福的 l'm the happy ending of your every tale.
如果你是酒鬼 lf you were booze,
我會把你打倒的 l'd knock you down.
我會讓自己上癮的 l'd make myself your addiction.
我就是那朵雲 l'd be that cloud,
一直陪伴著你 That stayed with you,
如果你成為我的天空! lf you became my sky!
好聽的 Sweet to the ears,
不容易做到 Not easy to do.
給自己塗上另一種顏色 To color yourself in another hue.
不容易做到 Not easy to do.
顏色會褪色 Colors fade,
只剩下愛 Just love remains,
其他人都變了 Everyone else changes-
紅橙黃藍綠 Red orange yellow blue and green.
不必要的是，你許下愛的承諾 Needlessly, you make promises of love
毫無必要，你提高了你的希望 Needlessly, you raise your hopes.
你不必做夢 瘋女孩 Needlessly you dream crazy girl,
我們的故事已經完成了 Needlessly our story's done.
我是你每個故事的女主角 l'm the heroine of your every story.
你的每一個故事的結局都是幸福的 l'm the happy ending of your every tale.
不必要的...Needlessly...
我是你每個故事的女主角 l'm the heroine of your every story.
你的每一個故事的結局都是幸福的 l'm the happy ending of your every tale.
不錯，塞加爾先生 Not bad Sehgal Sir
你一定想到了電子郵件密碼 You must've thought of an email lD
庫馬爾塞加爾葡萄酒 Vinod Kumar Sehgal.
不 不 那太長? No No its too long?
Tvk Sehgal怎麼樣? How aboutVK Sehgal?
SehgalVK聽起來很酷! SehgalVK sounds cool!
酷! Cool!
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哇! 這麼多工作? Wow so many jobs?
是的，但是大約80%是無用的 Yes, but around 80% are useless
這是什麼? What is this now?
只是個遊戲而已 lt's a game just
電子遊戲? 是啊! Video game? Yeah
走開，走開，走開 Move then move, move
拜託啟動它 Start it please
進入按這裡 Enter click, right here.
哇! Wow!
我殺了那個超級酷的遊戲人 l killed the damn Super cool game man
好吧! 做一件事，讓我們看看你玩得怎麼樣! Ok, do one thing let's see how you play!
我? 先生 玩這個遊戲 Me Sir? Play this game
告訴我一件事 Tell me one thing
你每隔一天來這裡... You come here every other day under...
客戶見面的藉口，對吧? the pretext of a client meeting, right
好吧! 那我明天就不來了 Ok then, l won't come from tomorrow.
不 不 我只是問問 No no l was just asking
我的工作不應該給你的工作帶來麻煩 My job shouldn't create problems for your job.
我的工作 My job
什麼都不會發生 別擔心 Nothing will happen. Don't worry.
拉德哈! Radha!
來吧! 來吧! 並帶上你的外套 Come on, come on and take your coat.
來了，來咯，有點耐性! Coming, coming have patience!
帕帕吉，你怎麼花了這麼長時間 What took you so long papaji
你在幹什麼? What were you doing?
我們是一家保險公司，查達先生 We are an insurance company Mr. Chaddha,
而你的經驗是航空公司的市場行銷 and your experience is in airlines marketing.
對我們沒用 Won't work for us.
先生，僅給我一個機會 Sir just give me a chance.
不僅僅是保險，我甚至可以推銷特博燈塔! Not just insurance, l can even market the Qutub Minar!
特博燈塔! Qutub Minar!
沒那麼容易 查達先生 lt's not that easy Mr. Chaddha
這是專業化的時代 lt's the era of specialization
謝謝你的到來 Thank you for coming.
先生，我想我有潛力，先生 Sir l think l have potential sir
先生，把工作給我，我會成為專家的 Sir just give me the job, l will become a specialist.
如果你成為專家，我們會給你這份工作 You become a specialist, we'll give you the job.
先生，拜託，先生 Sir please sir
先生，一次機會，先生，就一次機會 Sir one chance sir Just one chance
先生，我是個藝員表演者，我有潛力 Sir l'm a star performer l have the potential.
先生，我是工商管理碩士 Sir l was an MBA topper
我會的，先生，我會向你證明的，先生! l'll do it Sir l'll prove it to you sir!
我會證明自己的，先生 l will prove myself Sir
我會努力工作的，先生! 莫希特·查德哈 l'll work really hard sir! MohitMohit Chaddha
你在找工作 你在乞求嗎? Are you asking for a job are you begging?
拜託! Please!
我很抱歉 l am sorry
嘿! 聽著，只剩下六張票了 Hey listen Only six tickets are left
我要為你和莫希特訂機票嗎? Should l book tickets for both you and Mohit?
是的，預訂吧! 不，聽著，這是紅休息室 Yeah, book them! No listen, this is red lounge
上次你們把我們甩了 You guys ditched us the last time
浪費了700盧比 700 rupees were wasted
請確認並告訴我們 梅耶拉 Please confirm and tell us Mayera
打擾一下 你的電話 Excuse me your phone
嗨! 嗨! 寶貝... Hey Hi baby...
六點半電影 我不能來 Six thirty movie l can't come
為什麼，你在幹什麼? Why, what are you doing?
大家都要去了，我們去吧? Everyone is going, let's go?
每個人都很擔心我的工作 Everyone is so worried about my job
這就是我來面試的原因 That's the reason why l've come for this interview,
來結束大家的煩惱 to end everyone's worries.
所以我應該避免和所有人一起看電影 So l should avoid watching the movie with everyone
並專注於我的面試 and focus on my interview.
我相信每個人都會理解的 l'm sure everyone will understand.
莫希特，這些是你的朋友 Mohit, these are your friends.
所以他們才這麼擔心你 That's why they're so worried about you.
沒必要這麼諷刺 There's no need to be so sarcastic.
不管怎麼說，六點半的演出就沒機會了，對吧? Anyway, no chance for the six thirty show right?
不可能 No chance
在我面前大約有10-11個候選人 There are around 10-11 candidates before me
採訪內容廣泛、深入 The interviews are extensive, in-depth.
但萬一能早點結束 But in case it gets over earlier
該死的! 我說沒機會了 Damn it! l said there's no chance
好吧! 祝你好運 Ok best of luck.
嗨…兄弟 嗨! Hi...brother Hi.
姐姐在她的房間裡 好的 Sister is in her room. Ok.
莫希特! 莫希特... Mohit! Mohit...
哈囉 Hello
嘿! 你把我的申請郵件發給我了嗎? Hey did you email my application properly?
沒有人回復! There's no reply from anyone!
你為什麼緊張? 你很快就會得到回復 Why are you getting stressed? You'll get a response soon.
嘿! 你要去哪? 夥計 今天是她的生日 Hey, where are you going man? lt's her birthday.
突擊任務遊戲 酷 蛤? Assault mission game cool huh?
你從哪弄來的? Where did you get this from?
帕利卡市場 六百元 Palika market. Six hundred.
如果你告訴我，我的人會花三百五十元買的 lf you'd told me, my guy would've got it for three fifty
你的人連三百五十元都拿不到封面 Your guy wouldn't even get the cover for three fifty.
我在帕利卡有可靠的消息來源 l have a reliable source in Palika.
莫希特! 是的，來了! Mohit! Ya Coming!
來了! Coming!
嗨! Hi
生日快樂 謝謝你 Happy birthday. Thank you
我看起來怎麼樣? How do l look?
很辣，我可以把你吃掉嗎? Very hot shall l gobble you up?
芒果! 我給自己的生日禮物 Mango! My birthday gift to myself.
你給我買了什麼? What did you get for me?
就這樣? That's it?
我怎麼能向你借錢，給你買個禮物? How could l borrow money from you, to get a gift for you?
今天是我的生日! lt's my birthday!
我沒想到會有鑽石項鍊 l wasn't expecting a diamond necklace,
你可以給我一朵玫瑰 you could have got me just a rose
畢竟你有零用錢 You get pocket money after all.
把門打開，不然我們就把它弄壞! Open the door, or else we'll break it down!
祝妳生日快樂 Happy Birthday to you
嗨! 怎麼了！嘿! Hi Wassup! Hey!
打開禮物 Open the gift ya
太神了! Amazing!
夥計們，來吧! Guys c'mon ya!
去吧! Go for it!
打開禮物 Open the gift ya
太棒了 去拿蠟燭! lt's awesome Go get the candles!
去吧! Go get it!
你的支票又被退回了 Your chequeit's bounced again.
房東很生氣 夥計 The landlord's fuming dude.
你今天總得安排好房租 You've got to arrange for the rent today somehow.
兄弟，你今天幫我 Bro you help me out today.
下星期我會把錢安排好的 l'll arrange the money by next week.
夥計，你還沒還上一筆貸款 Dude you haven't returned the last loan either.
我急需現金，請還我現金 l need cash badly, please return my cash as well.
你知道嗎? 算了吧! You know what, forget it
把這個月的租金安排好就行了 just arrange for this month's rent.
莫希特，兄弟，做點你的工作吧! And Mohit, bro, do something about your job.
我正在努力，我是 l'm working on it, l am.
你在做什麼? What are you doing?
你只是忙著在高空飛行! You're just busy flying high in the air!
回到地球上來吧! 兄弟，接受一份低職位的工作 Come back to earth bro, accept a job in a lower position.
為什麼我要? Why should l?
看在上帝的份上，我是工商管理碩士，在班上名列前茅 l'm an MBA for God's sake, top of my class.
誰升職了，你還是我? And who got promoted, you or me?
是的，因為升職你的工作保住了 l was, and because of that promotion your job got saved.
作為回報，我應該付你一輩子的房租? So in return l should pay your rent for the rest of my life?
伊米 lmmy
出去! Get out!
你知道你開始享受失業的滋味了 You know what you've started enjoying being unemployed.
你想要你的錢? 你會得到的 You want your money? You'll get it
現在 滾遠一點! Now just get lost!
我沒有一萬五千 l don't have fifteen thousand.
這個月我花了很多錢 l spent a lot this month
我買一件新衣服，在我的生日派對 l got a new dress, my birthday party,
你的車EMl your car EMl,
你的信用卡帳單 your credit card bill,
你的電話費，你的零用錢 your phone bill, your pocket money
令人驚歎的! Awesome!
意思是每當我向你要錢時 Means whenever l ask you for money,
我要聽這整張單子? l'll have to listen to this entire list?
如果你事先警告過我房租問題 lf you had warned me about the rent in advance,
我就不會買搖滾音樂會的票了 l wouldn't have bought the rock show tickets.
搖滾音樂會的票! Rock show tickets!
我讓你買那些票了嗎? Did l ask you to buy those tickets?
莫希特現在不要那樣做，你不要那樣做 Mohit now don't do that You don't do that
如果你早點告訴我的話 lf you had told me earlier,
我會像其他東西一樣犧牲這個 l'd have sacrificed this as well like all other things.
犧牲! 多大的犧牲! Sacrifice! What a sacrifice!
是的犧牲! Yes sacrifice!
你什麼都不知道 You don't realize anything
最近兩個月我連一雙新涼鞋都沒買 l haven't even bought a new pair of sandals these last two months.
上帝啊! 這真是一場危機! 多嚴重的危機! O god What a crisis! What a crisis!
是的，這是一場危機 Yes it is a crisis
迷戀於披薩和你的油煎蛋捲... Stuck on pizzas and your oily omelet's...
我又長了兩公斤! l've gained two bloody kilos!
我努力工作是為了享受我的生活 l work hard so that l can enjoy my life,
但多虧了你 but thanks to you,
別管商場和夜總會 leave alone malls and night-clubs,
我甚至忘了複合爆米花的味道! l've even forgotten the smell of multiplex pop-corn!
我不想浪費我的生命坐在你的電視機前! l don't want to waste my life sitting in front of your television!
這是一個搖滾表演，我想去，甚至為這個 lt's one rock show that l wanted to go for and even for that
你在創造這樣一個場景! you're creating such a scene!
瑪雅拉，一場搖滾秀！只是個搖滾表演! Mayera, one rock show! lt's just a rock show!
你知道嗎? 你應該被授予諾貝爾獎! You know what, you should be given a Nobel Prize!
來人，請給她一個諾貝爾獎 Somebody, please, give her a Nobel Prize.
任何一個半知半解的人都會給我一個獎品! Any half sensible man would've actually given me a prize!
為什麼要得獎，我會把你的錢還給你 Why prize, l'll give you your money back.
別緊張，我會解決一切的! Don't stress, l'll settle everything!
好吧，莫希特每一分錢 Ok Mohit every single penny
當然! 帶著利息! 你真噁心 Of course! With interest! You are so disgusting
是的，我就是那個噁心的人 你是印度媽媽! Yes, l'm the disgusting one. You're Mother lndia!
莫希特停車 Mohit stop the car
我說過我會還給妳的 l said l'll return it.
我不想坐在你那髒兮兮的爛車裡! l don't want to sit in your dirty rotten car!
停車! Stop the car!
好的...Ok...
從我車裡出來 Out of my car now
滾開，再見，再也不要坐進去了! Get lost, bye and never sit in it again!
白癡! Moron!
夫人去哪? Where to madam?
你想要什麼? 往前走! What do you want? Move ahead!
嘿! 人力車 Hey rickshawrickshaw.
一二三四 一二三四 One two three four One two three four
一二 One two
我收到郵件了 l've got mail
有一個空缺 我想歡迎 there is a vacancy l would like to welcome
加入公司 join company.
對! 對! 對! 是的，是的! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oye yes yes!
先生，這是車不是自行車 Sir, it's a car not a cycle
最新型號 Latest model.
沒有凹痕，沒有劃痕，甚至沒有跑過一千英哩 No dent, no scratch, hasn't run even a thousand miles.
你的報價令我感到羞? Your quotation is a shame for me
提出一個我不能拒絕的提議 Make an offer l can't refuse
汽車在你的車庫裡 The car is in your garage
一旦錢進了先生的口袋! as soon as the money is in sir's pocket!
否則我可以去找巴拉先生 Or else l can go to Mr. Bhalla.
是的 先生 是的 莫希特 Yes Sir Yes Mohit
我打電話來通知你 l've called to inform you,
面試電話終於來了 an interview call has finally come.
一定是申請書寫得這麼整齊 lt had tothe application was filed so neatly.
整潔意味著什麼都沒有 Neatly means nothing
我的五頁紙，令人興奮的生物數據一定給他們留下了深刻的印象 My five page, mind-blowing bio-data must have impressed them.
不管怎樣，快點回家 Anyway, reach home quickly.
我們得開始準備面試了 We have to start preparing for the interview.
不，先生，現在有點危機 No Sir, not now there's some crisis here
好吧! 如果你不能來，我就去你的辦公室... Ok if you can't come, l'll come to your office...
不 不 No no
你不要來這裡 我會做點什麼的 You don't come here. l'll do something
好，5點前到達 Good, reach by 5.
聽著 謝謝你所有的一切 And look thank you for all.
好吧! 那麼 Ok then.
是的，爸爸 Yes papa
瑪雅今天很早就回家了 Mayera come home early today
聽著，我有沒有叫你早點回家? Look, have l ever asked you to come home early?
沒有，對吧! No, right!
但今天請在6點前到家，不要討論這個問題 But today please reach home by 6, and no discussion on this.
否則我再也不和你說話了 Or l will never speak to you again.
六點就是六點 再見 再見 six is six bye bye
拉德哈! Radha!
噢! 拉德哈 是的，帕帕吉 O radha Yes papaji
從肉店點兩隻雞 Order two chicken from the meat shop
準備比里亞尼香料 and prepare the biryani spices.
莫希特和梅耶拉要回家吃飯了 Mohit and Mayera are coming home for dinner
好吧! 聽著，把哈爾瓦也做出來 Alright! And listen, make halwa as well.
古爾沙蘭 你認識電腦珠寶商，對吧? Gursharan You know PC Jewelers right?
你能給我個折扣嗎? Can you get me a discount?
所以在那裡見我! So meet me there!
在前展廳南邊 At the South Ex show room
一小時後 in one hour
我再打回給你 l'll call you back.
八萬八千 Eighty eight thousand
有詳細的帳目，按日期計算 with detailed accounts, date-wise.
我多加了五千塊，以防我出錯 l've put in five thousand extra, just in case l've made a mistake.
如果錯誤超過五千，就發郵件吧! And if the mistake is of more than five thousand, just email.
我給你一份草稿 l'll you a draft.
該死的帳目單在哪? Where is the damn accounts slip?
沒事的 lt's ok
我來做個新的 l'll make a fresh one
我什麼都記得 l remember everything
我女婿會對我有什麼印象 What impression will my son-in-law have of me,
如果我給他這樣的戒子? if l give him such a ring?
給我一個堅實的，而不是這些脆弱的東西 Show me a solid one, not these flimsy things.
你在幹什麼夫人 What are you doing madam,
塞加爾先生是印度政府秘書 Sehgal Sir is secretary to Government of lndia lAS
給我們看看有價值的東西 Show us something worthy of his status.
你的主人在哪，打電話給他 Where is your owner, call him
不，不，先生，我給你看 No no Sir, l'll show you
看看這個 Take a look at this
新娘和新郎的結婚戒指 Matching rings for the bride and groom.
是的，是的，這些是獨自鑽石，對嗎? Yes, yes these are solo diamonds right
他們叫什麼？獨粒寶石的首飾 先生... What are they called? Sir solitaire...
獨粒寶石 獨粒寶石 他們很好 Solitaire. solitaire. They are good.
這將花費你大約四萬五 This will cost you around four and a half lakhs
不 No
四點半太過分了，給我們看些合理的東西 Four and a half is too much Show us something reasonable.
不，做一件事請把這些打包 No, do one thing please pack these.
在這 Here!
請檢查一下 Please check
這包括你那愚蠢的搖滾表演的票 this includes the tickets of your stupid rock show
所以我想我們之間的一切都解決了 So l guess everything is cleared between us.
都清楚了 All clear
搖滾秀很蠢，因為我想去 Rock show is stupid because l wanted to go
像你這樣愛哭的孩子待在家裡是很聰明的 and to be a cry baby like you and stay home is very clever.
我不想像你一樣聰明，我可以做傻子 l don't want to be clever like you, l'm fine being stupid.
你知道嗎? And you know what,
聰明和愚蠢也不應該結婚 clever and stupid shouldn't get married either.
是的，好像我想結婚 Yes, as if l want to get married.
無論如何，我負擔不起 ln any case l can't afford
不再愛情和婚姻的愚蠢 the stupidity of love and marriage anymore.
你認識古沙蘭 是的，先生! You know Gursharan Yes sir!
梅耶拉選的這個男孩 This boy that Mayera has chosen
他的市場價值可能更低，但他的品格是無價的 His market value may be less, but his character is priceless
在我看來，人格是唯一的價值，先生 ln my humble opinion, character is the only value sir.
今天當我收到面試郵件時 Today when l got the interview mail,
我想我已經測試夠這個男孩了 l thought l've tested this boy enough
我應該同意他們的婚姻 l should agree to their marriage
正確的想法 先生 Correct thinking sir.
但莫希特不應該知道我在讚美他 But Mohit should never know l was praising him,
要多久才能變得自負，蛤? how long does it take to get conceited, huh?
絕對機密 先生 Top secret sir.
現在連這枚昂貴的戒指對他來說都是合情合理的 Now even this expensive ring seems reasonable for him
完美搭配 perfect matching.
我們不是為彼此量身定做的 We are not made for each other.
圖釘! Tsck!
其實再見面沒什麼意義 Actually there isn't any point in meeting again.
所以我不是來接你的，我只是來還錢的 So l've not come to meet you, l've just come to return the money.
分手 Break-up.
事實上我要先說的 ln fact l was going to say it first.
分手! 好的 Breakup! Fine,
你是第一個，我是最後一個 高興嗎? you're first, l'm last happy?
好吧! 那就滾開 Fine then get lost.
你滾開 You get lost
這是我的辦公室，莫希特，你迷路了 This is my office Mohit, you get lost
你的辦公室，你的錢 去死吧! 瑪雅拉 Your office, your money go to hell Mayera.
為什麼所有的答案 Why do all answers,
似乎不可靠 Seem unreliable.
什麼都不是真的 Nothing seems real,
在這些十字路口 On these crossroads
除了想像中的冷漠 Except an imaginary indifference.
這是公司的全部歷史 This is the entire history of the company
請把遊戲收起來，試著讀一下 Please put away the games and try to read it.
我為什麼要讀到他們的故事 Why should l read about them,
他們是接受我的面試還是我參加他們的面試? are they taking my interview or am l taking theirs?
當我來找瑪雅拉的時候 When l had come to ask for Mayera's hand,
我在你身上完成了我全部的家庭作業 l had done my complete home-work on you
因此我不會說任何讓你拒絕我的話 so that l don't say anything that will make you reject me.
哇! 你很酷 Wow! You're very cool
好吧! 我現在要走了 等等，等等 Ok, l'm leaving now Wait, wait
我去給你拿杯啤酒 不，先生，我得去上班 l'll get you a beer No Sir, l have to go to work
啤酒只是一種冷飲 Beer is just a cold drink
面試前請不要喝冷飲 Please don't have a cold drink before your interview.
好吧! 做一件事...你加載遊戲 Ok, do one thing...you load the game,
我就來 加載遊戲 l'll just come. Load the game
現在這個瑪雅在哪裡? Now where's this Mayera?
她一定在路上了，已經六點了 Must be on her way lt's six
我告訴過她早點來 l had told her to come early
我還能耽誤莫希特多久 How much longer can l delay Mohit
啊哈! 哈爾瓦的味道讓人無法抗拒 Aah The smell of the halwa is irresistible
問題是兒子 The thing is son,
這不是冰啤酒，是兒童啤酒 this is not a chilled beer, it's a child beer
乾杯! 爸爸，我回來了 Cheers! Papa l am home
我們在這 瑪雅拉 We're here Mayera
你要去哪裡? Where are you off to?
莫希特? Mohit?
見鬼了 What the hell
你在我家幹什麼? What are you doing in my house?
嘿! 羅密歐的兒子 Hey, son of Romeo
你的茱麗葉來了，離開窗戶進來 your Juliet is here Leave the window and come in
爸爸，求你了 噓噓 沒人會說話的 Papa please Shhhquiet.nobody will speak,
只有我現在會說話 Only l will speak now
拉德哈! 拉德哈在家嗎? Radha! Radha is at home?
那她還會在哪裡呢? So where else will she be?
來吧! 莫希特，表現出點熱情 C'mon Mohit, show some enthusiasm
你們兩個坐下! Sit down both of you!
恭喜你，兄弟 Congratulations brother
姊妹 Sister
Yoohoo驚喜恭喜 Yoohoo Surprise Congratulations
一個給妳，一個給你 One for you and one for you
拿著，你能讓我這樣站著嗎? Take it, will you keep me standing like this?
告訴我，你喜歡嗎? 你覺得怎麼樣，戒指? Tell me, do you like it? How do you like it, the rings?
什麼? What?
有人說什麼嗎? Someone say something
這是你的緩刑報告單 This is your probation's report card
你不完美，但我們會湊合的 you're not perfect, but we'll make do
在我改變主意之前 Now before l change my mind,
請讓對方戴上戒指 please make each other wear the rings
發生了什麼? What's wrong?
它們是單粒寶石 They're solitaires
不喜歡這個設計嗎? Don't like the design?
好吧!現在就戴上做為儀式 Ok, just wear them now for ceremony
明天你可以去那裡選你自己的戒指 Tomorrow you can go there and choose your own rings.
好嗎? Ok?
那麼誰先戴戒指，男孩還是女孩? So who wears the ring first, the boy or the girl?
你為什麼笑? Why are you laughing?
爸爸我們不會結婚的 Papa we are not getting married
她是認真的 She is serious
我們之間已經結束了... lt's over between us all over...
嘿! 坐，坐下! Hey sit, sit down!
所以我只是打壁球，浪費了我的汗水 So l simply played all this squash, wasted my sweat,
詢問了五十個部門 made enquiries in fifty departments
而你知道有多少電話，影本 And do you know how many phone calls, photocopies,
我在你的莫希特身上花的塑膠檔案? plastic files l've spent on this Mohit of your's?
不是我的 Not mine.
現在我不打算調查其他男孩了 Now l'm not going to investigate any other boy
和對方談談，解決這場爭鬥 Talk to each other, and resolve whatever this fight is about
說聲對不起，然後交換戒指 拜託 Say sorry, and exchange rings come on
爸爸，這是不可能的 Papa it's impossible.
現在我們之間的差距很大 There's a huge gap between us now.
只能裝滿很多錢 Which can only be filled with a lot of money.
你女兒有錢，但我沒有 Money that your daughter has, but l don't
有人為了錢爭吵嗎? Does anyone fight over money
妳向他借錢了嗎? 歸還它 Did you borrow money from him? Return it
我沒有錢讓她借 l don't have any money for her to borrow
我已經三個月沒有薪水了 l haven't got a salary for three months
而事實上，我失業了... and the fact is, l am unemployed...
我在找工作 l'm looking for a job.
你丟了航空公司的工作? You lost your airlines job?
哦，該死! Oh bloody!
你把它弄丟了，對吧? You lost it then itself, right?
我知道 我知道 l knew it l knew it
你騙了我? 是的 You lied to me? Yes
我騙了你 l lied to you
現在，我應該讓她戴上戒指嗎? So now, should l make her wear the ring?
你會才怪! Like hell you will!
你100%100%失敗了! You've failed a 100% 100% fail!
你撒謊了，你這個騙子! You've lied, you liar!
而且你假裝是甘地 And you pretend to be Gandhi
你自己也在對瑪雅撒謊 you are lying to Mayera yourself
什麼撒謊? What lying?
我在找工作，他在幫我 l'm trying for a job, he's helping me
過去是在幫我 過去! Was helping me was!
你答應過我的 You had promised me
姐姐，哈爾瓦 Sister, halwa
算了吧! 爸爸 Forget it Papa
請擺脫這種工作狂 好嗎? Please get rid of this job mania ok?
莫希曼尼亞沒了! Mohit gonemania gone!
司機，把車開過來 對不起，先生 Driver, bring the car Excuse me sir
進來瑪雅拉 Come in Mayera.
先生，杜拜的位置還在嗎? Sir is the Dubai position still open?
你花了太長時間了，傻瓜 You've taken too long silly
杜拜辦公室已經有人了 Dubai office has already got someone.
相信我，我一點也不喜歡那個白癡 Trust me l don't like that moron one bit.
我想讓你去瑪雅拉 l wanted you there Mayera.
但他下周就要來了，如果你能在那之前去的話 But he's joining next week, if you can go before that
你今晚能走嗎? Can you leave tonight?
旅行處會安排簽證... The travel desk will arrange the visa...
絕對的 先生，太好了! Absolutely sir Perfect!
我說去那兒，工作一個星期發揮你的魔力 l say go there, work for a week do your magic
如果你在那裡能說服他們 lf you are able to convince them there,
我會在這裡得到所有批准的 l'll get all the approvals here.
一旦你在杜拜得到職位 And once you get the appointment in Dubai,
週末回來適當地換班 come back over the weekend to shift base properly.
怎麼說? What say?
我說謝謝，非常感謝，先生 l say Thank you thank you so much sir.
但現在，不要讓人知道 But for now, just keep this to yourself
你要做一個常規的任務 you are going on a regular assignment.
莫希特怎麼辦呢? What about Mohit?
莫希特以經是過去了 Mohit is history.
發生了什麼事? What's going on?
你好，先生，我是納瓦布大師，駕駛教練 Hello sir l'm Nawab Master the driving instructor
我也有二手生意 l have a second hand business as well
就在昨天，我把莫希特先生的車以最高價賣掉了 just yesterday l sold Mohit sir's car at a top price
有什麼事就打電話給我 Call me if you have anything.
莫希特! 夥計，你把車賣了! Mohit! Dude You sold your car!
發生什麼事了? What's going on?
好的，現在所有的帳目都結清了 Ok so all accounts have been settled now
你要去哪裡? Where are you going?
他們今天解決了下來，明天就不解決了 They're settled today, they'll be unsettled tomorrow
如果我再和你們在一起 誰知道呢? lf l stay with you guys any longer who knows,
我可能開始喜歡失業了 l might begin to enjoy being unemployed
莫希特 莫希特 對不起 Mohit Mohit sorry.
我發誓我永遠不會看你的報紙 l swear l'll never read your newspaper
我不會看大老闆的 l'll never watch Big Boss
我會付一個月的啤酒 我發誓 l'll pay for beer for the entire month l swear
你可以拿走我所有的花花公子系列! You can have my entire Playboy collection!
遙控器也是! The remote as well!
莫希特 Mohit
你訓練你的心臟 You coach your heart,
責備你的心 Reproach your heart,
騙它屈服 Fool it into submission.
如果它沒壞的話 lf it's not broken,
這是信任 不是強取 lt's trust is not taken,
那為什麼這麼疼 Then why does it hurt so much
虛假讓步 False concessions
偽證 Fake confessions
它隱藏了你所有的錯誤 lt hides all your mistakes
它愚弄了別人 lt fools others,
並譴責自己 And condemns itself,
患難與共 Looks for gain even in losses.
愚蠢 Stupidities
無意義且不得要領的 Meaningless and pointless
不必要且輕率 Needless and thoughtless
不必要的愚蠢 Unnecessary stupidities
愚蠢 Stupidities
無意義且不得要領的 Meaningless and pointless
不必要且輕率 Needless and thoughtless
不必要的愚蠢 Unnecessary stupidities
查達先生 是的 Mr. Chaddha Yes
嗨! 查達先生 你好 Hi Mr. Chaddha Hello.
我真的很抱歉 l'm really sorry
所有的職位都已被拿走了 All the positions have been taken
你為什麼不把簡歷留下來 Why don't you leave your resume behind,
我們會給你回電的 we'll get back to you.
不用了，謝謝 No thanks
好的 祝一切都好 Ok all the best.
你的脾氣還是很高 Your temper's still high,
你沒有任何進步 You show no improvement.
你整個臉朝下 You fall on your face all along.
不是所有的東西都有缺陷 Not all is flawed,
不是所有的東西都失去了 Not all is lost,
那你的臉為什麼這麼長? Then why is your face so long?
你整天詛咒別人... You spend your days cursing others...
哦! 你真固執! Oh how stubborn you are!
必須有人阻止你，至少要搭訕你 Someone must stop you, at least accost you
你什麼時候才能自欺欺人? Till when will you fool yourself?
莫希特，嗨! 你好 Mohit, hi. Hi.
認識我們的新櫃檯經理莫希特 Meet Mohit Our new counter manager
你好，先生 Hello sir
你好嗎? 你好 How are you doing? Hello
嗨! 歡迎 Hi there Welcome
無意義且不得要領的 Meaningless and pointless
不必要且輕率 Needless and thoughtless
不必要的愚蠢 Unnecessary stupidities
很辣，我可以把你吃掉嗎? Very hot shall l just gobble you up?
愚蠢 Stupidities
無意義且不得要領的 Meaningless and pointless
不必要且輕率 Needless and thoughtless
不必要的愚蠢 Unnecessary stupidities
嘿! 你這個傻瓜，這很容易 Hey you fool, its easy
把這些破碎的部分連接起來 To join these broken parts
別著急，這不難 Don't fret, its not hard
最後說聲對不起 To say you're sorry at last.
你為什麼假裝 Why are you faking,
裝腔作勢 Posturing and raving,
你會從中得到什麼? What will you achieve from it?
為什麼要開戶 Why open accounts
為什麼要稱體重 Why weigh
你輸贏了什麼? what you lose and win?
愚蠢 Stupidities
無意義且不得要領的 Meaningless and pointless
不必要且輕率 Needless and thoughtless
不必要的愚蠢 Unnecessary stupidities
愚蠢 Stupidities
無意義且不得要領的 Meaningless and pointless
不必要且輕率 Needless and thoughtless
不必要的愚蠢 Unnecessary stupidities
謝謝你，先生 Thank you sir
內吉，3號桌和12號桌的那對夫婦是誰? Negi who are those couples at table 3 and 12?
他們在過去的三個小時裡一直佔據著那些桌子 They've been occupying those tables for the last three hours
把他們弄出來! 他們是一文不名的情人，先生 Get them out! They're penniless lovers sir
他們會去哪裡談戀愛? Where will they go for their love talk?
如果他們回家，父母會扇他們耳光 lf they go home, parents will slap them
如果他們去公園，警察會把他們趕走 lf they go to a park, cops will shoo them away
他們靜靜地坐在這裡 讓他們柔情地低聲說話 They're sitting here quietly cooing let them
為什麼要談戀愛 Why get into the business of love
當他們身無分文的時候! when they're penniless!
是的，先生，老闆的命令 Yes Sir, boss's orders
我要把這些愛鳥趕走 l'll shoo these love-birds away
嗨! 老大 Hey senior-most
先把那根棍子放一邊 First put that stick aside
給他們每人一杯卡布奇諾 Give them a cappuccino each,
告訴他們在這之後他們不會得到任何免費的東西! and tell them they won't get anything for free after this!
如果他們想坐在這裡，就得花錢 lf they want to sit here, they'll have to spend
否則，一小時後就得出去 Or else, out in an hour
我的愛情咒語也感動了你，對吧? My love mantra touched you as well, right?
是的，兄弟，我真的很感動 Yes bro, l'm really touched
我也給他們兩個一個布朗尼好嗎? Shall l give them both a brownie as well?
我應要把你趕出去嗎? Shall l throw you out?
你是另一回事 試著開心點 You're something else try to be happy
嗨! Hi...
嘿，你回來了! Hey, you're back!
先生，這是曼珠 Sir this is Manju
她去羅塔克參加她表妹的婚禮 She'd gone to Rohtak for her cousin's wedding
這是我們的莫希特先生 This is our Mohit Sir
你好，先生，你好，曼珠 Hello sir Hi Manju
先生，我馬上回來 Sir l'll just be back
先生 曼珠是我的女朋友 Sir Manju is my GF
我看得出來 l can see that.
現在我會喜歡我的工作 Now l'll enjoy my work
先生 什麼事? Sir Yeah?
別介意，但你的職業生涯很悲慘 Don't mind, but your professional story is very sad
但是你的愛情故事很容易解決... But your love story can be easily solved...
...向對方道歉 曼珠，上帝保佑! ...by saying sorry to each other. Manju, by god!
她媽媽叫她“大嘴曼珠” Her mother calls her 'Big-mouth Manju'
我現在什麼都不會告訴妳 l'm never going to tell you anything now
對不起，我告訴她了，先生 l'm sorry l told her sir
除此之外，你的秘密是最高機密 Other than this, your secret is a top secret
這是她的錯 她應該說對不起 我為什麼要說? lt's her fault she should say sorrywhy should l?
但是先生，聽我說，跟她說一次就知道了 But Sir, just listen Just talk to her once and see
我們走吧! 曼珠 先生脾氣很壞! Let's go Manju Sir has a very bad temper!
嘿! 讓我和他談談 Hey let me just talk to him for a second
那個騙子! That liar!
失業 Jobless
在過去的兩個月裡依賴瑪雅拉! dependent on Mayera for the last two months!
我應該把他送進監獄! l should have sent him to jail!
不知道為什麼我對他這麼困惑 Don't know why l'm so confused about him
先生，政府從不尊重你的仁慈 Sir, the Government never respected your goodness
轉讓即轉讓 transfer upon transfer
但是上帝在看著 先生 But God is watching Sir,
也許他在最後一刻拯救了我們的時代 he saved you and our Mayera at the last minute
再也沒有混亂的餘地了 No more scope for confusion.
告訴夫人把這些戒指的錢都給我 Tell madam to give me whatever money is due for these rings
耐心 先生 耐心 先生 Sir patience sir patience
但我不明白一件事 But l didn't understand one thing
一旦他和瑪雅分手 Once he had broken up with Mayera,
他為什麼特意來幫你? why did he go out of his way to help you?
從邏輯上講，他不應該 Logically speaking, he shouldn't have
我覺得這是個大陰謀，先生 l think it's a big conspiracy Sir
依我謙虛的觀念，拉點關係把他送進監獄 ln my humble opinion, pull some strings and send him to jail
格沙蘭·辛格! Gursharan Singh!
多好的意見 What an opinion.
先生，你的運氣很好，金價飛漲了 Sir your luck is very good, gold prices have shot up
你賺了三萬七千 You've made a profit of thirty seven thousand,
580盧比 five hundred and eighty rupees
三萬七千 Thirty seven thousand
為什麼今天我的運氣變了? Why did my luck have to change today?
媽的 Bloody!
我不想賣了 謝謝妳的幫助 l don't want to sell thanks a lot for your assistance
先生 先生 Sir Sir
你提出了一個問題，把整個事情都解決了 You raised one question and cleared the entire matter
你不能早點做嗎? couldn't you have done this earlier?
我不必承擔這麼大的損失 l wouldn't have had to bear such a big loss.
先生，我提了什麼問題 先生? Sir what question did l raise sir?
他向我保證過 He had made me a promise
而他怎麼能食言呢? and how could he break his promise?
他甚至在分手後也來幫助我 He came to help me even after the break up
哇! 看看那傢伙的性格 Wow! Look at the character of that guy
我怎麼能離開一個性格這麼好的人? How can l leave a guy with such a fine character?
先生，任何人只要付額外的錢就可以得到一個字元證書 Sir anyone can get a character certificate by paying extra money
但是這個男孩沒有工作 but the boy is jobless.
是的，他失業了 Yes he's jobless,
但他教會我生命不會結束，而是從六十歲開始 but he taught me that life doesn't end but starts at sixty
那個笨蛋讓我，那是什麼，酷 That duffer made me, what is that, cool
他讓我很酷! He made me cool!
他是工商管理碩士，遲早會找到工作的 He's an MBA, sooner or later he'll get a job
沒關係，先生，但是... That's ok Sir but...
男孩和女孩的想法和你的不一致 the thinking of the boy and girl doesn't match yours
他們在爭吵 They are fighting
古爾沙蘭 Gursharan,
羅密歐和茱麗葉在沒有壞人的情況下走到一起嗎? have Romeo and Juliet ever come together without the villain?
不，先生，沒有! No sir No!
這次壞人也會把他們團結起來 This time as well the villain will unite them.
瑪雅拉! 你在哪裡? Mayera! Where were you?
我試了你的電話這麼久了! l've been trying your phone for so long!
把鑰匙給我，我需要你的護照 Give me the keys, l need your passport
護照? 為什麼? Passport? Why?
什麼？聽我說 坐這兒 What? Just hear me out sit here
這是什麼? What is this?
我們在杜拜的新房子 Our new house, in Dubai
我們的新房子? Our new house?
是的，爸爸...這是一個四臥室的公寓 Yes papa...lt's a 4 bedroom apartment
廚房比我們的客廳大，設備齊全 A kitchen that's bigger than our living room, fully equipped.
認識梅耶拉·塞加爾 爸爸 Meet Mayera Sehgal papa
杜拜辦事處新任副總裁 new vice president of the Dubai office
雙倍的薪水，在迪拉姆也一樣 Double the salary, that too in Dirham
看，我做了你想要的! See, l did what you wanted!
什麼? What?
現在不要說你不想去 Now don't say you don't want to go
因為你別無選擇 because you don't have a choice
別傻了 No silly
我很震驚，很幸福 l'm in shock, with happiness
這是你一生中最好的決定 lt's the best decision of your life
這是鑰匙 Here are the keys
但我們得在兩天內收拾房子 But we have to pack up the house in two days,
如果我星期一不參加，我的提議將被取消... if l don't join on Monday the offer will be cancelled...
別擔心，我在那兒 Don't worry, l'm there
我會為你做所謂正確的事 l'll do what's correct for you
那個莫希特，那個沒用的摩希特 That Mohit, that useless Mohit
想像如果你和他結婚了 lmagine if you'd gotten married to him,
你能搬到迪拜嗎? would you have been able to move to Dubai?
拉達，你拿到紙箱了嗎? Radha, did you get the cartons?
是的 Yes
別擔心，我們不會不報仇就走的 Don't worry, we won't leave without taking our revenge
我已經告訴格沙蘭要對他做一個假案子 l have told Gursharan to make a fake case against him
並把他送到蒂哈爾監獄 and send him to Tihar jail
爸爸，你瘋了嗎? Papa are you mad?
首先，他們會用鐵錘棍打碎他的骨頭 First they will break his bones with the Tihar sticks,
那真的會讓莫希特先生崩潰的! that'll really be breaking Mr. Mohit up!
多有趣啊! What fun!
你太過分了! You're just too much!
現在就打電話給格莎蘭叔叔 Call Gursharan Uncle right now
阻止他，快點 Stop him, come on
如果那個流氓很痛苦，你會難過嗎? Will you feel bad if that rogue is in pain?
如果你這麼愛他，為什麼要逃到杜拜? lf you love him so much, why are you running away to Dubai?
我會讓開你的 l'll get out of your way
現在你很困惑，我該不該去杜拜 Now you're getting confused, should l go to Dubai or not
去還是不去 To be or not to be
羅密歐與茱麗葉 Romeo and Juliet
那沒有什麼混亂 There's no confusion
我只是不想出現任何新的問題使我們落後 l just don't want any new problem to come up and keep us behind
和古沙蘭叔叔談談 Talk to Gursharan uncle
是的，古爾沙蘭.提哈爾-計畫取消了 Yes Gursharan Tihar-plan cancelled
高興了嗎? Happy?
嘿! 古莎蘭，我的朋友，沒人可以被派去提哈爾 Hey Gursharan my friend nobody has to be sent to Tihar
現在聽我說 Now listen to me,
瑪耶拉帶著我們的護照去了阿甘塔旅遊 Mayera has taken both our passports to Ajanta Travels
對於機票和簽證 for the tickets and visa
你得在旅行社做點什麼以便 You have to set up something at the travel agency so
我們沒有拿到簽證 that we don't get the visas
現在你明白了嗎? Now you understand?
是的，我們不應該拿到簽證! Yes, we shouldn't get the visas!
好 Good
是的! Yes!
快點，莫希特，接電話 Come on Mohit, answer the phone
哦! 見鬼 Oh hell!
現在我該怎麼聯繫這個笨蛋? Now how do l contact this duffer?
你 先生? 對 You sir? Yes.
先生 莫希特剛剛就在這裡 Sir Mohit was just here
我想他去了會議室 l think he's gone to the conference room
為了救你的朋友，你會一直撒謊嗎? Will you keep lying all your life, to save your friend?
不說謊 Not lying
他在哪裡? 告訴我真相 Where is he? Tell me the truth.
他改了號碼，不回電子郵件 He's changed his number, doesn't reply to emails
我不知道，先生，他僅僅不見了 l don't know Sir, he's just disappeared
謝謝 Think!
一定有人能告訴我們他的事 There must be someone who can tell us about him
仔細想想 Think carefully,
內政大臣是我的同僚! the Home Secretary was my batch mate!
上帝啊! 莫希特的遭遇很不幸 By God, what happened to Mohit was very unfortunate
我試著告訴他，不要炫耀你的自動駕駛汽車 l tried to tell him, don't show off your automatic car,
誰知道你明天可能連一個週期都沒有! who knows you may not have even a cycle tomorrow!
他不聽我的 He didn't listen to me
但他在哪裡? But where is he?
停下來，兄弟，停下那邊的先生 Stop bro, stop Sir over there
很好 謝謝你 師父 Very good Thank you Master.
好的，先生，謝謝你 歡迎 先生 Ok lmmy, thank you Welcome sir.
嘿，服務員! Hey waiter!
太好了! Bloody good!
先生，我能幫你什麼忙? How can l help you sir?
你有薪水嗎? 還是按日計酬? Do you get a salary, or are you on daily wages?
哪種咖啡? 先生 Which coffee sir?
嗯，給我來杯卡布奇諾 Hmm, get me a Cappuccino
而且給你一杯茶 我請客 and a cup of tea for you. lt's on me
不，謝謝 拜託一杯卡布奇諾! No thanks One cappuccino please!
還要別的嗎? Anything else?
來一塊布朗尼怎麼樣 How about a brownie
讓我幫你增加你的銷售額 Let me help increase your sales,
你一定拿到傭金了 蛤? you must be getting a commission huh?
請把它拿出來 Bring it out please.
讓愛永不減少，我會承擔每一個損失 Let the love never be less, l will take every other loss
讓愛永不減少 Let the love never be less
我會承擔每一個損失 l will take every other loss
嘿! 孩子 Hey boy!
這是什麼劣質服務？把桌子擦乾淨! What shoddy service is this? Clean the damn table!
拿著吧! Take it
你可以用它給你的新女友買花生 You can get your new girlfriend peanuts with it
這次找一個和你一樣的人 And this time look for someone who is of your status.
你為什麼來這裡? Why have you come here?
來告訴你瑪耶拉要搬到杜拜去了 To tell you that Mayera is moving to Dubai.
那很疼，不是嗎? lt hurts doesn't it?
你們倆以前是怎麼誇口的 How you both used to boast
''我們可以吃愛，我們可以穿愛'' ''We can eat love, we can wear love''
“我們可以把愛裝進油箱然後開車離開” ''we can fill love in the petrol tank and drive off''
那麼那些愛在哪裡? So where is all that love?
現在你明白錢的價值了嗎? Now do you understand the value of money?
一如既往，瑪雅比你聰明... As always, Mayera is smarter than you...
她已經轉機去杜拜了 She's taken a transfer to Dubai
一周後杜拜會讓她忘記痛苦，而你呢? ln a week's time Dubai will make her forget the pain, and you
你僅僅一直在這裡賣茶咖啡 You just keep selling your tea coffee here
你以為你很聰明，但你就是個大笨蛋! You think you're very smart, but you're just a big duffer!
你不明白瑪雅被寵壞了嗎? Don't you understand Mayera is spoilt
她已經習慣了五星級的生活 She's gotten used to the 5 Star life
你應該慶倖婚姻沒有發生 You should be happy the marriage didn't happen,
她會讓你破產的! she would have made you bankrupt!
看，你一丟了錢 See, as soon as you lost your money,
那個勢利小人像隻微不足道的蒼蠅一樣 把你扔到一邊! that snob tossed you aside like an insignificant fly!
你說你的女兒是勢利小人? You're calling your own daughter a snob?
你為什麼感覺不好? Why are you feeling bad?
她現在對你意味著什麼? What does she mean to you now?
不管怎樣，她甩了你就走了 Anyway, she's dumping you and going
商務艙也一樣! that too in business class!
在這之後，不要讓自己愛上一個有錢的人 After this, don't ever let yourself fall in love with a money-minded,
自私，機會主義者，像梅耶拉 selfish, opportunist like Mayera
夠了，塞加爾先生! 這太過分了... Enough Mr. Sehgal! This is too much...
你說的夠多了 You've said enough
如果你說一句反對瑪雅的話 我會 Now if you say even one word against Mayera l'll
你會怎樣? 你會怎麼做? You'll what? What will you do?
羅密歐的激情不適合空口袋 The Romeo passion doesn't go well with empty pockets
你像百萬富翁一樣炫耀你的愛 You flaunt your love like you're some millionare
但你只是個該死的侍者! but you're just a bloody waiter!!
我們大約三小時後就要去機場了 We're leaving for the airport in about three hours
懂嗎? understood?
如果我在離機場五公里的範圍內看到你 lf l see you within a five kilometer radius of the airport
記住，內政大臣是我的同僚! remember, the Home Secretary is my batch mate!
對不起! Excuse me!
你的照片會送到內政部 Your photo will go to the home department
然後它就會閃現在每輛PCR車上，黑貓 Then it will flash to every PCR van, Black Cats,
NSG突擊隊、CRPF、原始特工 NSG commandos, CRPF, RAW agents
你不要跟我們搗亂 Don't you ever mess with us
離我女兒遠點! and stay away from my daughter!
該死的侍者! Bloody waiter!
她要搬到杜拜去 She's moving to Dubai
她至少應該告訴我的! She could have at least told me that!
先生，現在傷心是沒有意義的 Sir there's no point in being sad right now
去跟夫人說聲對不起，並阻止她離開 Just go say sorry to ma'am, and stop her from leaving.
我怎麼能去跟她道歉? How can l just go and apologize to her?
是她先分手的 她得先說聲對不起 She's the one who broke up first. She'll have to say sorry first.
先生，這不是比賽 Sir it's not a race
如果你想讓你的自尊心像飛機一樣大 lf you're going to let your ego become as big as an airplane,
女士會飛走的! 你會永遠感到疑惑 Ma'am will simply fly away! And you'll be left wondering forever
該死的侍者 Bloody waiter.
先生，那個老人侮辱了我們所有人 Sir, that old man has insulted all of us
你得把它還給那個爛傢伙! You've to give it back to that rotten fellow!
是的，先生，從他眼皮底下偷走瑪雅拉 Yes Sir, steal Mayera away from right under his nose
那將是一個恰當的答覆 That will be a fitting reply.
你講完了嗎? Are you done with the lecturing?
我和我的生活夠了，回去工作吧! Enough of me and my life get back to work.
先生，請聽我說，我說回去工作! Sir please listen to me l said get back to work!!
嘿! 停在這裡 Hey! Stop right here
是的，停 Yes Stop
多少錢？四十五 先生 How much? Forty five sir
不用找了 Keep the change
爸爸，你去哪裡了? 快點準備，否則我們會遲到的 Where were you papa? Hurry up and get ready or we will get late
我準備好了 l'll just get ready
古莎蘭做完成了嗎? 女士，請在這裡簽名 Gursharan done? Ma'am please sign here
不，沒做完成，先生 No, not done sir.
沒完成什麼？完成了什麼？還沒完成? Not done what? What done? Not done?
什麼？不 沒有什麼 What? No nothing
到裡面來! Go inside!
女士，您的護照和杜拜簽證還有機票 Ma'am your passports with Dubai Visa and tickets.
拉達，你把所有的窗戶都鎖好了，對吧? Radha, you've latched all the windows properly right?
是的! 而且關掉煤氣了? Yes! And switched off the gas?
我沒事吧! l have Ok alright!
把你所有的文件都交給古莎蘭叔叔 Give all your papers to Gursharan uncle
而且每週六來這裡打掃衛生 And come here to clean up every Saturday,
否則我就不會回來接你了 otherwise l won't come back to get you
姐姐，請不要走 Sis, don't go please
你為什麼哭? Why are you crying?
我回來接你，好嗎? l'm coming back to get you, ok?
請別走，傻丫頭! Please don't go sis Stupid girl!
我會很想你的 l will miss you a lot
好吧，現在別哭了，把袋子都拿出來，好嗎? Ok now stop crying and take all the bags out, ok?
先生，依我謙遜的意見 Sir in my humble opinion
我們怎麼處理戒指? What do we do about the rings?
我這輩子從沒被虐待過這麼多 l've never abused so much in my life
我說我的女兒很驕傲 l called my own daughter proud
我告訴你，這兩個比我還固執 l tell you, these two are more stubborn than me
我不知道現在金價是漲是跌 l don't know whether gold prices are up or down now
但不管它們是盈利還是虧損，都要賣掉它們! but sell them irrespective of whether they fetch a profit or loss!
把錢存到我的帳戶裡 And deposit the money in my account
我想這次羅密歐和茱麗葉也會有一個悲慘的結局 l guess this time too Romeo and Juliet will have a tragic end.
先生，什麼? Sir, What?
先生，請過來，怎麼了? Sir, please come here What's the matter?
先生，看! 什麼? Sir see! What?
現在讓我們確保他不會自由走的! Now let's make sure he doesn't go free!
格什蘭拿起武器! Gursharan pick up a weapon!
等等，先生，我也來了 不，你在這裡等著 Wait Sir, l'm coming too No, you wait here
先生 那個瘋老頭很危險 Sir that mad old man is dangerous
我知道，但他畢竟是我岳父 l know, but after all he is my father-in-law
小心點 先生 Careful sir
莫希特兄弟 Brother Mohit
小心! Beware!
你敢邁出一步，否則我會殘廢你的 Don't you dare take a single step, or l'll handicap you
格沙蘭打電話給警察局長 Gursharan call the Police Commissioner
是的，先生! Yes Sir!
內政大臣 是的，我知道，他是你的同僚 The Home Secretary Yes, l know, he's your batch-mate.
但是我不想和你說話 But l don't want to talk to you
叫瑪雅拉 叫她 Call Mayera Call her
瑪雅拉 瑪雅拉 Mayera, Mayera
瑪雅拉 Mayera
瑪雅拉為什麼要來? Why should Mayera come?
你是誰，只是個服務員? Who are you, just a waiter?
先掙點錢，有銀行存款餘額 First earn some money, have a bank balance
我的瑪雅拉不會和一個失敗者在一起 My Mayera won't go with a loser
她現在清醒過來了，你這個吝嗇鬼! She's come to her senses now, you bloody penny-pincher!
先生現實檢查 Sir reality check
先生，你現在表現得非常非常不酷 You're behaving very, very uncool right now Sir
汙辱我的侍者朋友們，不酷 lnsulting my waiter friends, uncool
稱瑪雅為驕傲，不酷 Calling Mayera proud, uncool
你那百年的金錢理論，也不酷 And your hundred year old money-theory, that's uncool too
如果有人遵循你的理論 lf one followed your theory,
窮人是不允許愛和生活的 the poor would not be allowed to love or live
如果有愛 lf there is love,
三十盧比和一杯咖啡 thirty rupees and one cup of coffee
足夠幸福了 is enough to be happy
如果沒錢怎麼辦 What if there's no money,
有無限的愛 there's unlimited love
不管有沒有錢，愛都會找到路 Money or no money, loves finds it's way
有愛就有辦法 Where there's love, there's a way
她恨你 She hates you
你必須知道，我們本來要祈禱的 And you must know, we were going to pray
在去機場的路上的哈努曼神廟 at the hanuman temple on the way to the airport
你生活中從不快樂 that you are never happy in life
你這個該死的失敗者 爸爸夠了 You bloody loser Papa enough
莫希特對你做了什麼? What has Mohit done to you?
他同意緩刑 He agreed to the probation
他和你的比賽都輸了 He lost all the matches with you
他是國家級16歲以下壁球銀牌得主 He's the national level under-16 silver medalist in squash
但他為你輸掉了所有的比賽 yet he lost all matches for you
他幫你找工作 He helped you with your job-hunting
為了你騙了我 lied to me for you
他叫你奧薩馬，但你不亞於恐怖分子 He calls you Osama, but you're not less than a terrorist
他一直為了我在容忍你 he kept tolerating you, for me
他能為我做很多事 The man who can do so much for me,
也可以為我獻出他的生命 can also give his life for me
服務員或經理，乞丐或王子 Waiter or manager, pauper or prince,
我愛他 l love him
必須做出一些犧牲 Some sacrifices will have to be made
我不會去看搖滾表演 l won't get to go to rock shows,
每月一次晚餐，一年一次購物 dinner once a month, shopping once a year
嘿! 嘿! 我不會一輩子都在咖啡館工作 Hey hey l'm not going to work at a coffee shop all my life
直到你做到 Until you do
我們還是會玩得開心的 We will still have fun
沒有你我一點也不喜歡購物 Without you l don't enjoy shopping at all,
不管信用卡限額是多少 whatever the credit card limit
因為當你不在的時候，沒有人可以說 Because when you're not around, there's nobody to say
很辣 我要把你吞下去嗎! Very hot shall l gobble you up!
嘿! 不要在婚後陰謀詭計 Hey no hanky-panky here all this after marriage
爸爸怎麼一回事? What's going on dad?
你對我們的分手不是很滿意嗎? Weren't you very happy with our break-up?
你們這一代人總是要做的 Your generation always has to do
與父母所說的相反 the opposite of what the parents say
總是這樣 lt's always the case
爸爸你瘋了 Papa you are crazy
如果我把他的優點列出來 lf l had listed his good qualities
你能說聲對不起然後和他和好嗎? 不! would you say sorry and patch up with him? No!
我虐待他直到那時你才明白 l abused him only then did you understand
嘿，蠢貨! Hey, stupid!
你說我不酷，你這個該死的傻瓜! You call me uncool, you bloody fool!
如果你想做我的女婿，請接受我的祝福 lf you want to be my son-in-law take my blessings
不是這樣的，給我擁抱 Not like this, give me hug
一個好人 A good one
愚蠢的傢伙 Stupid fellow
過來! Come here!
現在把戒指給我 Now give the rings
你的願望意味著一切，我的願望毫無意義 Your wish means everything, and mine means nothing
哪個願望? Which wish?
今天是我的面試 Today is my interview
我得去那兒 l have to go there
戒指可以等 爸爸! Rings can wait Papa!
放開他，否則他永遠不會離開我們 Let him go, otherwise he will never leave us alone
他承受不了壓力 He won't be able to take the pressure
在他這個年紀做私人工作 of a private job at his age.
他讓你自己決定 He's letting you decide for yourself
讓他也這麼做吧! Let him do the same
親愛的，在我看來，他是對的 Dear in my humble opinion, he's right
好吧! 夥計們 Ok fine guys.
所以我看起來怎麼樣? So how am l looking?
你沒有西裝嗎? 西服 Don't you have a suit? Suit.
我從辛格裁縫那裡買了一套新的狩獵服 l got a new Safari suit made for this, from Singh Tailors
四個口袋 four pockets.
請穿西裝打領帶! 哦! 該死的 Suit and tie please! Oh bloody
你要帶我去哪裡? 來吧! 來吧! Where are you taking me? Come on, come on
古爾沙蘭 我被綁架了，來吧! Gursharan l am being kidnapped C'mon!
噢! 等等，你們把我夾在中間了! Oh wait, you guys have sandwiched me in between!
三明治需要一條好領帶! The sandwich needs a good tie!
你好，烏尼先生，我太愛你了 Hello Unni sir l love you too much
我不能離開你去杜拜 l can't leave you and go to Dubai
這地方多擁擠啊! How crowded this place is
快點 夥計們 快點 come on guys come on
結婚後你會從這堵牆上的洞裏搬出來的，是嗎? You'll shift out of this hole in the wall after marriage, wont you?
說對不起，先生，我生氣了 Say sorry sir l take offence
說對不起 否者沒有領帶 Say sorry sir or no tie
對不起，兄弟 對不起! Sorry, bro sorry!
請根據我的年齡給我拿一條清醒的領帶 Please get me sober tie, according to my age
年輕有活力的 先生 Young and dynamic sir.
你要去哪裡? 他會拿一些愚蠢的 Where are you going? He'll get something silly
好吧! 選一個好的 Ok, choose a good one
我想你 我知道 你去哪了 l missed you. l know man, where were you
奧薩馬 可惡! Osama Crap!
迷人的! Killer!
先生，不要在面試中炫耀 Sir don't show off in the interview,
內政大臣是你的同僚 that the home Secretary is your batch mate
這會給你一個很好的印象 你不會理解的 lt'll give a good impression you won't understand
爸爸，這對任何人都沒有影響 Papa, it doesn't make a difference to anyone
真的，是的! Really, Yeah!
我想這就是莫希特害怕我的原因 l thought that's why Mohit is scared of me
你不怕我嗎? You're not scared of me?
嘿! 笨蛋 Hey duffer
別嚇到任何人 Don't scare anyone.
你是去面試，不是要選女婿 You're going for an interview, not to pick a son-in-law
我知道你 我是你父親 你不是我父親 l know ya l'm your father you are not my father.
塞加爾VK 他們在問你的名字 Sehgal VK They're asking for your name
不是你的身分證! 維諾德·庫馬爾·塞加爾 not for your email lD! Vinod Kumar Sehgal
VK塞加爾 先生，這邊請 VK Sehgal This way sir.
先生，你的女朋友是一流的 Sir your GF is top class
我同意 l agree
彼德 Peter
為頂級女朋友提供頂級咖啡 Top class coffee for top class GF
先生，拿一杯來分享 Sir, take one cup and share
計畫! ldea!
你的融資技巧，還有我的行銷 Your financing skills, and my marketing
我們開個咖啡店吧... lets open a coffee shop...
我從這一切中明白了一件事 l've understood one thing from all this
即使沒有錢，人們也不會停止喝咖啡 even if they have no money, people don't stop drinking coffee
聰明而且我們稱之為一杯咖啡 Brilliant and we will call it One Cup Coffee
不，你 為什麼不? No ya Why not?
那麼人們只會喝一杯! Then people will drink only one cup!
聽著，我會保留這個名字的 Listen, l will keep the name
內政大臣是我爸爸的助手 好吧! The home Secretary is my papa's batch-mate ok!
我要把這個內政大臣吃了 l'm going to gobble this Home Secretary up
奧薩馬 Osama
哦! 不...爸爸...別擔心，沒事的 Oh no...papa...Don't worry its ok
見見公司的新總裁 塞加爾VK! Meet the new CEO of the company Sehgal VK!
天啊! 太棒了 Oh my god that's amazing.
哇! 太酷了 Wow that's so cool!
塞加爾先生 真為你驕傲 Sehgal Sir so proud of you.
哦! 笨蛋，我女婿 Oh duffer, my son-in law.